Dito 

An obscene force (in Shih Tzu form) which upon looking directly at will cause permanent head trauma, and quite possibly death and has powers beyond human comprehension.

I'm here in this crazy asylum because I once looked at Dito.

Dito by The Dark Master Dito Himself January 4, 2009

dito 

Normally the best friend of a guy that may like you or of a guy who wants to know everything that you do. Ditos have eyes on the back of their HEADS so WATCH OUT!! They tell the guy EVERYTHING that you do and then some.

Edgar: OMG Stan did you know that Kaitlyn smoked?
Riley: No way!!!!
Edgar: Yea SO TRUE
Ian: Edgar you are such a DITO!!! Kaitlyn hates smoking!! You liar!

dito by LunaLovely April 13, 2008

dito 

Jabbing someone in the kidney or lower ribs (ribs 6, 7 and 8) with the fingers of one hand extended to form the shape of a creditcard.

"I gave her the biggest dito when she wasn't looking."

dito by Andrew Brownlee July 16, 2004

dito 

The oldest form of 'dajto' that preceeds even 'dto'. An ap.

dito däckade under bordet på nyårsafton.

dito by ap January 16, 2003

Dito

Mmm

Dito ??

Dito by “Iwanttowiiiin” June 3, 2026

Dito

Mean the same when you have to explain

That better not be the same

Dito

Dito by “Iwanttowiiiin” June 4, 2026

dito bottom 

Whenever you have a hand full of Doritos and throw them down someone’s pants and spank them to crush the chips.

Person 1: “Dude what’s wrong with you?”
Person 2: “I just got Dito Bottomed!”

dito bottom by Whalley_30 November 30, 2017