Dildo

Mans rival. Inserted into the pussy in place of a real dick. usually bigger than normal becouse size matters.

go run to your dildo bitch

by Anonymous June 22, 2003

Dildo

A town in Newfoundland, Canada. Named by Captain James Cook, the name comes from a geographical feature, Cook believed the pninsula resembled a Dildo which in those days was a wooden, metal or stone, fallus substitute. (they didn't have plastic)
He is alos know for Newfoundland places names such as "Come By Chance", "Conception Bay" and "Blow Me Down"

Come and visit Dildo, Newfoundland.

by Rick "The Stick" Keswick November 14, 2004

dildo

the only reason men try to avoid pissing their girlfriends off

OH shit I aint gettin none shes gotta dildo

by Big Fino April 24, 2003

dildo

A fake penis that you stick up your ass/vagina.

"I can fit five dildos in my ass at one time!", explained Chris with utter joy.

by Chris Farina August 18, 2003

Dildo

A penis shaped sex toy inserted into a woman's vagina for the purpose of masturbating. Originally derived from the common practice of women using large cucumbers to pleasure themselves. As in "dill" pickle or cucumber. "Doe" as in ananymous or a "john doe". Hence, dildo.

Also can mean a very dorky, nerdy, gay or annoying person.

She used her dildo every night while her husband John was out of town.

Everyone thought of Paul as a total dildo after he began reporting students who were smoking on campus.

by sirvancealott December 28, 2005

dildo

a boyfriend that will never lose his erection,is always in the mood, larger than all my previous boyfriends, and doesn't talk- who can ask for more- the only downfall is he doesn't earn an income and can't take out the trash

I recommend the tantric blue twist dildo for 34.95

by dupesisking December 28, 2005

dildo

fake penis, a sex toy

She didn't have a boyfriend so she just pleasured herself with her dildo

by Anonymous June 16, 2002