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dickface

What chef Ramsay will call you when you bring a chewed up bit of dog food to the pass and screw up Ben's special.
Gordon: Is that a chewed up bit of chicken from the dog? Here. That's your special. Yeah, have a word with him, yeah? He's given up. Your special has now become not very special thanks to dickface there. Hurry up, Giovanni!
Giovanni: Yeah, but I'm not dickface, chef.
Gordon: Yeah, say that again?!
Giovanni: I said I'm not dickface, chef!
Gordon: Yeah, you're pissed, are you? Not as fucking- Look at me, LOOK AT ME IN THE EYES!! NOT AS PISSED AS I AM!! YOU FUCKIN' ARE!! DONKEY!!
Giovanni: No.
Gordon: Because right now, I don't give a fuck! DICKFACE!
Gordon: You're sending shit, and you're trying to get away with it! Now I'm ready for an argument! SENDING ME THAT, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!
Gordon: And you want to get all sensitive! You want to get all fucking negative!
Giovanni: No, chef!
Gordon: Look at me, look at me, you send me shit like that, take your jacket and FUCK OFF!
Giovanni: Yes, chef!
Gordon: I'm not sending that shit, "chef!"
Giovanni: No, chef. Sorry, chef.

Gordon: That's the well done one. And look at me, I think you're too fucked to get upset with me, you don't give a fuck what I call you. This is not personal, this is professional! That personal was a piece of shit, now pull it back!!
Giovanni: Yes, chef.
Gordon: DICKFACE!
by its raw you donkey! September 8, 2020
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Dickface

A jerk, an asshole, a guy who thinks they know it all, and thinks that they are amazing at singing-when they really suck, they also think they can have whatever they want, commonly referred to as a "Tyler"
Guy- "Dude I could have her if I wanted her"
Girl- "You are such a Dickface!"
by Russel K. January 4, 2010
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When you pass out at a party and people write graffiti on your body esp. penises on your face hence dickfaced. If you pass out on a bed your safe from the dickfacing ritual.
Person 1: Dood he passed out I think we should have dickfaced him.

Person 2: Yeah, but he passed out on a bed. He is in the safe zone.
by Toiletpaper Titties February 1, 2008
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"Stop being such a cumguzzling dickface, dickface"
by EL Sa9jev November 7, 2003
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dickface

dickface:OMFGZ i pwned U.
Person: Umm no i don't think so.
dickface:Pwnt nubz0rZ
Person:stfu you dickface 12 year old noob.
by SomeNoob February 19, 2005
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A derogatory term that describes someone who is any and/or all of the following: sexist, racist, misogynistic, ignorant, bigoted, or just flat out idiotic.
(can be used as an alternative insult instead of existing swear-words that describe women's anatomical parts, as if they're bad/shameful things). Becoming increasingly popular amongst empowered women and feminists in particular.
For example: "Donald Trump is the greatest dickface to ever walk the face of this earth."
by Ruth Mackenzie May 14, 2017
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Dickfacer

the one friend that took too many dicks, her face is becoming in a shape of a dick.
Waoh Mery just finished going down on Max, she’s starting to become a dickfacer.
by Manu828 December 7, 2017
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