twist a dick

An informal way of telling one to go fuck off.

Chris: Bro your drinking my beer.

Travis: Why don't you go twist a dick, trick ass buster.

by Pimpdaddymeg March 7, 2015

dick twister

For girls: If you are giving a guy a hand job, and he complains, then you take both hands and TWIST them both in the opposite directions, like a snakebite.

I gave that cocky asshole a dick twister he'll never forget.

by Mewoiz January 3, 2008

Dick Twisty to 1080 Biggie Smalls Ball Grab

The most dangerous skateboard trick ever conceived. First done by Bob Burnquist at the 2011 California Butt Jam. The trick proved so difficult that the pure centripetal force involved fractured six ribs and dispelled enough heated kinetic energy to scorch local fields and vegetation. Under no circumstance should this trick ever be attempted. If recreated, God herself will shed a tear.

“Hey Josh you ever end up getting that date with Mindy for Friday night?”

“A date with Mindy ANY night is about as possible as a Dick Twisty to 1080 Biggie Smalls Ball Grab, Drake!”

by IgnorantMedia January 9, 2022

Dick Twister

When a girl hops on your dick and spins around like a blender.

I had a dick twister with my girlfriend and my dick is not working anymore!

by Dolan Bright November 14, 2018

Hungarian Dick Twister

When a good sir meets another good sir, they pull down their pantaloons and twist peepees.

"Pip pop cheerio, you up for a Hungarian Dick Twister mate?"

by germyyyyy February 11, 2021

Dick twister

When you take a fat shit in ur girls mouth

Yo hie imma going dick twister ur mouth bitch

by Bigcuckdaddy February 15, 2019

Yugoslavian dick twister

The sick move where you use a powerful metal clamp to hold your penis in place and you twist your body like a beyblade on top of it until your dick is all messed up.

"So i tried out that Yugoslavian dick twister and it seriously messed my shit up"

by crushed2pieces July 1, 2024