Diaper Don

A nickname for Donald Trump. It is a play off the nickname Dapper Don for John Gotti, a mob boss, and Donald Trump's whiny and cry baby persona and his name and his tendency to think he is some sort of mob boss.

Guy 1: The Diaper Don is trying to claim voter fraud again.

Guy 2: He is such a crybaby.

by Trey1234L November 14, 2020

diaper don

The name given to Donald Trump Jr. in college. He had the propensity to drink to excess, fall asleep in other people's beds, and urinate.

Diaper Don spent the night in my roommate's bed and left a pool of urine.

by Gabbyabbysqueaky July 13, 2017

Diaper burger

A micro-wave white castle burger. Named for the smell when you open the seal.

John: Dude are you eating diaper burgers again?

Tim: shut up dude, they taste fuckin good!

by Bsupreme January 1, 2012

diaperwhipped

The state of being a parent completely dominated and controlled by one's children. The parental equivalent of pussywhipped.

"Joe and Jane are such diaperwhipped pushovers they pitched a fit when the chef at Spago wouldn't make Kraft mac and cheese for their kid."

by Arcane Rose August 31, 2007

diaper muscle

The baby equivalent of the toilet muscle; often used as a substitute for baby's bottom or baby's butt; as in, "as smooth as a baby's butt.

Barbara, your face is as smooth as a baby's diaper muscle! What kind of skin cream do you use?

by Telephony August 3, 2012

An adult diaper kind of night

A phrase used when emphasizing the commitment to the grind, so committed you have no time for even subtle bowel movements. The phrase can also be used when describing how a rather uncooperative food or drink might unsettle the stomach to the point of a bowel movement within the pants

Brad: yo you trying to grab some tequila shots before the game?

Chad: eh man idk, it’s looking like an adult diaper kind of night

Jenna: I got a 5 page paper due at 8am and I haven’t even started, it’s looking like an adult diaper kind of night.

by The mysterious handsome fellow December 11, 2020

Diapukus

(die•a•PUKE•us) noun

Diarrhea and vomiting. Usually occurring at the same time.

Those clams we ate last night must have been bad because everybody in the house came down with diapukus this morning.

by Worker 11811 February 11, 2009