DHS

Dumb Hoe Syndrome, typically used as a rhetorical medical diagnosis for those who suffer with abnormal amounts of low IQ hoeness.

For example,
"Oh my god, she's such a DHS."
"I'm sorry, I suffer with DHS."

by Whowhatwhereandhow August 8, 2020

DHS

Abbreviation of "Department of Homeland Security"--the a US government agency devoted to maintaining the safety of America.

"Didn't you hear? The DHS got an 'F' on computer security last week... again."

by DragonFyre April 18, 2006

DHS

How about rather then everybody clustered together naming Their High School, so rather just have 1, person put simply, DHS. Abbreviated to name any high school that starts with a D.

DHS: Means my school, donkey Halfs sch0okfrfirn

by ZmOnStar September 15, 2009

DHS

An acronym to describe a female friend or other girl that you know. DHS, Down. Hot. Single.

Jon: Dude...there were so many DHS girls there last night.
Michael: I know right, this one girl was so DHS I just couldn't resist.

by DHSCreator June 19, 2009

DHS

Acronym for the Department of Homeland Security. Their sole purpose is to ensure the safety of America. DHS includes branches of the armed forces such as the USCG.

The DHS does the job, to the best of their capabilities to protect the United States.

by 4:73 PM January 10, 2008

dhs

delta helta skelta

dhs (delta helta skelta) is a fraternity that ruins other fraternities days.

by johnnytsunamincds July 4, 2008

DHS

stands for drunk horny syndrome, most common in lightweights and people you least expect.

“hey have you been drinking?” “ yea can you cure my dhs?”

by fuckdurmom November 5, 2023