depresso espresso

An amazing person who loves coffee when she is depressed. She is a wonderful lesbian who hides her feelings with a man named Nick.

"I am depresso espresso!"

by bournen June 5, 2019

Depresso espresso

When you dont wanna be happy drink this

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This is a joke and dont jump please for legal issues

Person1: dude sometimes i dont wanna be happy

Person2: then i got something for you.
Depresso espresso
When you dont wanna be happy
Person1:wow this stuff is depressing
Person2:that explains the name ;)

by AssGripper2003 June 23, 2022

Depresso Espresso

A certain type of emo who wears all black like most emos.

Have you heard that Kengo is a Depresso Espresso?

by CheesenCrackers:) January 31, 2022

Depresso Espresso

Noun
The physical form of depression when you drink your espresso.

Adjective
The way to describe a depressed person who drinks espresso everyday.

Noun
Ahh it seems as Fabian Jablonski has taken the Depresso Espresso

Adjective
Depresso Espresso Nick Lin sat there in a bad mood.

by getbullied69 July 12, 2020

Depresso espresso

The incorrect way to say the common term “espresso depresso”

Person 1 “I am depresso espresso”
Person 2 “you mean espresso espresso? You idiot.”

by Idont havea name October 2, 2020

Depresso espresso

The incorrect way to say the common phrase “espresso depresso”

Person 1 “I’m depresso espresso”
Person 2 “do you mean espresso depresso?”

by Idont havea name October 2, 2020

Depresso-Espresso

The one who will probably kill themselves after having some coffee

Hey, I bet that kid is gonna Depresso-Espresso himself

by 3ntr1x August 27, 2023