Days of the Week

Monday – Damn, Monday’s suck!
Tuesday – At least it’s not Monday!
Wednesday – The week is half over!
Thursday – Is it Friday yet?
Friday – Thank God it’s Friday!
Saturday – I did WHAT last night?
Sunday – Damn, tomorrow is Monday!

Use these definitions as you see fit.

by TheMan August 24, 2004

Days-Of-Future-Pasting

When a movie in a series has events that nullify the events shown in some or all of the preceding movies.

Taken from the 2014 film X-Men: Days Of Future Past where events in the film cancelled out 5 of the preceding 6 films (X-Men 1, 2, 3, Origins, The Wolverine).

"Hey, man; have you seen the new trailer for Terminator: Genisys? If old Arnie is going back to confront young Arnie, then Paramount Pictures are Days-Of-Future-Pasting the other four movies."

by ByteBasher May 7, 2015

Days of Thunder

A man's younger years that consisted of drugs, sex, and rock and roll without any reprocussions.

Back in my Days of Thunder, I used to drink, smoke, party, and have sex all day long...

Nowadays I need viagra, and i get drunk after only 2 beers.

by Tocayo71 June 28, 2009

Days Difference

An amazing pop-punk band originating from Virgina Beach. The band consists of two sets of brothers, Jeremy and Jonathan Smith, Micah and Jeremiah Ricks. Jeremy plays keyboard and sings, Jon is on drums, while the ricks brothers rip it on the guitars, Micah on Bass, and Jeremiah on regular guitar. They have toured with the likes of The Plain White T's, All Time Low, We the Kings, Cartel, Disco Curtis, School Boy Humor, and All Star. They are also some of the sweetest and most down to earth guys. They recently released their debut self titled album on OCtober 6, 2009. It is currently available on Itunes and so is their EP Numbers.

Hey did you see Days Difference with All Time Low this summer?

Oh no I didnt get to but I did see them when they toured with Plain White T's. They played this awesome shirtless ninja prank on them, it was hilarious!

What the heck just happened?

SHIRTLESS NINJAS JUST HAPPENED!

by itsalltoosimple November 6, 2009

Days of our Lives

Days of our Lives is a popular American daytime soap opera that recently celebrated its 40th year on television. It is set in the fictional upper-class city of Salem, located somewhere in the Midwest (probably Illinois). The soap is known for its outrageous story twists and legendary characters, most of whom are exorbitantly wealthy and live glamorous, yet highly dramatic, lives. Some bizarre stories include: Dr. Marlena Evans falling from a fourteen-story building and surviving; Dr. Marlena Evans being hypnotized to be the Salem Stalker; Dr. Marlena Evans giving birth to another woman's babies; Dr. Marlena Evans realizing her husband is actually someone disguised as her husband; Dr. Marlena Evans losing her memory; Dr. Marlena Evans becoming possessed by the Devil in 1994 to 1995. Due to some backstage drama on the set, head writer James E. Reilly was recently terminated and replaced.

Days of our Lives is a popular soap opera. All the sophisticated people I know watch it.

by Salemite August 27, 2006

Days Gone

A game where a drifter who becomes a bounty hunter because he can’t cope with the death of his wife and friends due to a zombie infestation so now he hunts down low level scum in a world where everyone owns a god damn motorcycle and cult members who rapidly shoot out ur damn fuel pump.

MY GODAMN FUEL PUMP GOT SHOT OUT IN DAYS GONE

by Goku solos May 30, 2021

days away

an amazing relatively unknown indie band, with an individual sound and trippy melodies. generally an all around good band, lyrics and music included. their debut album, "Mapping an Invisible World" is worth the 10$ off itunes any day

"so i was listening to days away, and man, i was so tripped out it wasnt even funny"
"yeah, i heard the drummer from days away is HOT."

by Mapping an Invisible World November 3, 2005