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DAMAGED GOODS

1) Item/s that were expected to be in good (if not brand new) condition, but were discovered eventually that they weren't.

2)Someone who was once healthy and/or normal but isn't anymore due to unfortunate, traumatic events in his/her life (i.e. physical abuse, emotional abuse, sexual abuse, drug abuse...u get it).
by Joshiro007 February 17, 2003
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A person, who makes themselves emotionally unavailable due to unfortunate circumstances in the past. Which in turn makes their significant other pay for the mistakes they had to deal with in the past. Damaged goods tend to run away from their problems instead of facing them head on and tend to make assumptions about present situations due to experiences from the past.
"Why is he being such a dick to me? Did I do something wrong?"

"Naw, he's just damaged goods."

"Why does he have such a problem communicating with me?

"Duh, cuz he's damaged goods!"

"Damn this girl is playing some serious head games"

"Yo bro, it's cuz she's damaged goods"
by gsxrchi September 17, 2012
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Damaged goods

Penny : "Your mum is damaged goods". Me : "if a horse is a horse".
by Bryn Benn April 10, 2020
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Damaged Lung Screw Pile

(n)1. A pile of 'long' screws accumulated when they become damaged. Usually damaged by Flint <AKA Stone, and 'the good'>.
DJ, throw this into the damaged lung screw pile and pick up your walking welder.
by La-rod July 9, 2003
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damaged canned good

A gorgeous girl that doesn't know how incredibly special she is, due to failed past relationships and douchebag boyfriends. Shy by nature, but the life of the party when she gets to know you!! Usually a white girl, but common among Hispanic women as well! She is tough from life's experiences, but has a tender heart that is a valuable prize to be won!! To hold her, makes you the richest man on earth!! Do not attempt to straighten her out, it's the dents and dings that have made her into this work of pure perfection!!
She's not waisting her time on a guy like me, she's a damaged canned good, she's way out of my league!
by Rowdy Roger November 22, 2013
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damaged goods

Someone who is now undateable or not attractive because of past or current circumstances, but would otherwise be attractive.

Someone who has ruined their career because of at least one exposed mistake that has permanently changed their reputation and/or credibility.
Becky is damaged goods after she had John's baby in high school. Nobody wants to date her.

Michelle's fine but she got a train ran on her at that party. I wouldn't fuck anymore. She's damaged goods.

Sam has 4 kids by 4 different women, even though he's handsome, he's damaged goods.

Andre was offered a scholarship to University of Florida for basketball, but he was caught stealing, so he had his scholarship revoked and is damaged goods.
by John Claude di Ronaldi September 22, 2014
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When a guy or a girl had already been married and had children and now he/she is divorced and looking for another partner.
-Why are you still not with that guy? He's hot!
-Nah I don't want no damaged goods.
by crimsonvipermaya February 8, 2009
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