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Damned to hell by a bitch

The act of a bitch saying "God damn you to hell".
Then you slap her. She goes "Ow!"
She gets mad and you wasted over $100 on a bitch that you pissed off.
You tell your wife and she says: "That bitch!" then you slaps you.

You get mad and stab her. She says: "I hope you get 'damned to hell by a bitch' again you bastard!"
She calls the cops and you go to jail for four years for assault.
So we all learned something. Don't get a whore and/or bitch.
Bitch: Hey!
You: What!?!?
Bitch: Damn you to hell!
You: Gr! *Slap* *Slap* *Slap* How that feel bitch?
Bitch: Damn you!!!!
You: I want my $189 back!
Bitch: I'm keeping it!
You: Damn it! I got damned to hell by a bitch!
You walk home
Wife: Where you been?
You: Shut up bitch! *Slap* *Slap* *Slap* *Stab*
Wife: Ow!!! Help! WTF was that for?
You: Go the hell!
Wife: Damn you to hell!
2 weeks later you lose you lose you case and you are sent to jail
You: Crap!!
Prisoner: Get over here! And make daddy happy!
by MadeForDeathDEFINISIONS January 26, 2011
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Damned-little-shit

An expression commonly used by elderly people to refer to young delinquents that have crossed the line a bit too far.
You stay the hell away from my poor dog, you daaaaaamned-little-shit!!!

Officer, I caught this damned-little-shit red-handed!!
by SEM101 October 19, 2011
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damned apartments

1. the place where all things evil originate; the root of all evil; the cause of negativity
2. the assumed home of all the trouble making goons in the neighborhood.
1. Zoey: So I noticed things are changing in the neighborhood.
Gus: This was a great place to live unitl those damned apartments came along.

2. Gus: Someone broke into the convent last night.
Zoey: it was probably someone from those damned apartments.
by comNsense December 24, 2008
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Damned to Heaven

Being in something cool, or exiting. Mabey something valuable. But you can't have it, even though you yern for it... I am NOT trying to make fun of any beilief or religion.
Tod: Man i was Damned to Heaven when i went to the bar!!! I saw a realy nice girl with a wedding ring on!!!...Man...
by Andrew Fiore January 10, 2008
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Damned Ignorant

An expression used to describe the actions of an ignorant person.
That’s just damned ignorant!
by anonymous July 16, 2025
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i'll be damned

Can be used in two different ways. One way being shock or surprise. The other way is more of a stubborn, selfpride thing meaning you refuse to do something, say something, believe something, etc.
Well, I'll be damned. Kenny fell in love with a hoe.

Or

I'll be damned if I stress over some girl.
by CTFMNiyah September 11, 2013
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NO YOU GOD DAMN LITTLE PIECE OF PUNK ASS SHIT, I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO. THAT'S FUCKIN UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR. I DONT CARE WHAT YOU DO. IF YOU EVER TOUCH THAT KID AGAIN, IM GONNA PULL OUT A GOD DAMN SHOTGUN, AND BLOW OUT YOUR DAMN HEAD OFF. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU LIL WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP
no you god damned little piece of punk ass shit. no. No.
by Abraham's Adversary May 29, 2017
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