D.H.PIFs

Acronym for Desperately Hip Psuedo Intellectual Frames.
any of the multitudes of ubiquitous stylized rectangular (usually plastic) eye glass frames worn in an pathetic attempt to give the impression of sophistication, intelligence and/or "cool"

"Wow, K! Nice D.H.PIFs ! you am must be wicked smat' and pop-lur nowzya wearing those.!
' (snort)

by bjs October 2, 2006

D.H.U.

Dick Head University

Let's say your friend says something really stupid.

Jennifer: "Who is the president? "
You: "Girl, did you just graduate top of your class at D.H.U. With a master's degree? "

by DaddyMeli August 4, 2014

D.H.L.L.

Dry Humpin' Liquor Lovers

Definition: A small band of wayward hotties that can generally be found on a pontoon boat in the neighbourhood of Coboconk "Coby".... Although sightings are rare, you will know you're near the gang when hints of bacon mixed with brownies and alcohol are in the air. Approach cautiously unless equipped with coolers and "bud".

Origin: Bleutered

Evidenced in the D.H.L.L. Motto:

Ditties afloat,
strong winds own the "toon"
D.H.L.L. rides again.

by Suit Wedgie April 27, 2006

D.H.R.

to be drunk, high, and rolling at the same time. under the influence of alcohol, weed, and e.

Dude i was totally D.H.R. last night

by partyhardywithme November 7, 2010

D.H.S.

When someone does something stupid, you shake your head out of embarrassment. A double head shake.

Your in class and your friend farts loudly next to you.... D.H.S.

by yahoodya November 21, 2011

D.H.C.

A D.H.C. is an acronym for "domesticated house cat". It is used to classify a once man-lion who is now tamed by his girlfriend".

Ever since he got a girlfriend, he's been such a D.H.C.

by Mike Scenery April 5, 2010

D.H.D Baptising

Is baptizing an human when you open up there humans mind too hear voice's during the baptising process,and exemplifi of paasing out for fun,haveing somebody press on your chest while you hold your breath for 3o seconds and paas out.

D.H.D Baptising is only a good ritual for people who understands their spiritual anatomy

by regardless devon victory January 24, 2009