D.A.R.E.

A program that's supposed to teach children about the dangers of drug abuse. And by the looks of things, the program has already failed miserably to keep kids off drugs.

The schools might as well let the kids shoot and smoke all they want.

by AYB April 02, 2003

D.A.R.E.

Drugs
Are
Really
Expensive

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|D. | Put a DARE mug on your
| A. | coffee table so your
| R. | freinds can chip in
| E.|
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by Thurgood Jenkins October 30, 2003

D.A.R.E.

Parodies on the acronym include-

Drugs Are Really Expensive
Donut Abuse Resistance Education

Hey pig, how about you DARE to stop eating all those donuts before you burst?

by Invalid H. User April 29, 2003

D.A.R.E.

Acronym for Drug Abuse Resistance Education. Pretty much a big waste of tax money and school hours spent by police officers telling 2-4th graders half truths and flat-out lies about drugs. Along with this, they use scare tactics and educational films about drug addicts (who by default MUST be rapists). It wasted my time, and as a highschooler, I know from experience that none of it really matters.

Me:Not to be one of those pothead dumbasses (I don't care if it's legal or not) but for the record, I would like to say that marijuana doesn't make you stupid, I'm an honor student, and I have a scholarship to a good art school too but I smoke fucking weed ALL THE TIME. Whoever said that they will live a better life than me because they don't get high is a dildo. Drugs have nothing to do with it unless you're a junkie. So have fun with your evangelism and your Purity rings.

Brainwashed Dumbass: OMFGZZZZ. MARIJUANA CAN KILL YOU IT LIEK MAKES UR BRAIN MELT && YOUR LUNGS GET LUNG CANCERRRRRZZZ. U NEED D.A.R.E. BEFORE U DYE OF POT OVERDOOOOOOSE.

Me: Did your mommy tuck you into bed with that story last night or was it on PBS?

by Not a pothead August 26, 2010

D.A.R.E

A program that everyone knows does not work but makes the police look good becuse it makes it look like they care.

why spend taxpayer dollars on DARE, a program that doesnt work...why not, they do it all the time

by Alec81484 October 28, 2004

D.A.R.E.

A big bullshit program that takes up valuable schooltime. God gave us marijuana and sex, im damn sure im gonna use these gifts. If you are against sex and marijuana then that means you dont except god's gifts to you so you will just burn in hell.

Fuck Light Joker
Fuck the law
Fuck the police
Fuck D.A.R.E.
Drugs Are Really Exciting

by Reggaetonist November 05, 2004

D.A.R.E

A dumb program designed by the government to make kids stay away from drugs and gold-diggers.

D.A.R.E = Drugs Are Really Expensive

by Visual September 03, 2003