1. Ironic term for douche bag, since by abbreviating "douche-bag" unnecessarily, you, in turn, resemble a "douche-bag."
Most of my friends are d bags.
by Clinto-beans July 13, 2006
by $e9a May 20, 2009
Girl 1: Did you see Kristen Stewart in the paper today?
Girl 2: Yeah I did. What a d-bag.
Guy 1: That Twilight movie is so full of d-bags.
Guy 2: Yeah I know, right? Kristen Stewart is the main actor.
Girl 2: Yeah I did. What a d-bag.
Guy 1: That Twilight movie is so full of d-bags.
Guy 2: Yeah I know, right? Kristen Stewart is the main actor.
by I AM a yummy raison June 22, 2010
by Alejandro Armando October 04, 2008
He is such a D Bag!
by Holly Juneau September 05, 2008
When referring to internet usage a d-bag could describe:
1. Anyone who uses a blog
2. Someone who posts comments on YouTube
3. People who constantly change their status update on facebook
4. Anyone who even knows what the fuck twitter is and why its relevant
In summary, anyone who uses the internet assuming that their life, thoughts and opinion are of any value to other people...
1. Anyone who uses a blog
2. Someone who posts comments on YouTube
3. People who constantly change their status update on facebook
4. Anyone who even knows what the fuck twitter is and why its relevant
In summary, anyone who uses the internet assuming that their life, thoughts and opinion are of any value to other people...
A: "Hey, I just went to Europe and wrote a blog about it, you should check it out..."
B: "Did the people in Europe realize what a d-bag you were or did they encourage you to become one?"
A: "This video is so funny, I seriously LMFAO =)"
B: " I can see the video just fine without reading your fucking comment...If your not a 12 year old prepubescent girl you probably shouldn't use gay tag lines...d-bag"
A: Hey, did you guys hear about this new thing called twitter?
B: Yeh, I can't believe they made something gayer than facebook...
A: What?! But celebrities write what their thinking and thats really important for my well-being...
B: You're such a d-bag
B: "Did the people in Europe realize what a d-bag you were or did they encourage you to become one?"
A: "This video is so funny, I seriously LMFAO =)"
B: " I can see the video just fine without reading your fucking comment...If your not a 12 year old prepubescent girl you probably shouldn't use gay tag lines...d-bag"
A: Hey, did you guys hear about this new thing called twitter?
B: Yeh, I can't believe they made something gayer than facebook...
A: What?! But celebrities write what their thinking and thats really important for my well-being...
B: You're such a d-bag
by halifornication November 10, 2009
a bag or satchel of dicks of varying size and weight, closely associated to a bag of hammers. Can also be used instead of the term Dickhead or D-head.
John: Man your cousin is such a fuckin' d bag!!!
Kim: Why do you say that...?
John: Cause he's gayer than a bag of dicks!!!
Girl: Why the fuck did you cum in me, you d bag!?
Guy: I don't know, cause it felt sooo goood....
Kim: Why do you say that...?
John: Cause he's gayer than a bag of dicks!!!
Girl: Why the fuck did you cum in me, you d bag!?
Guy: I don't know, cause it felt sooo goood....
by xBlakzombie423x March 20, 2010