Weeping Cyclops

Weeping Cyclops-
(Verb)-
The act of poking one's eye out and ejaculating below the functional eye, creating a stream of "tears".
(Noun)-
One whose eye has a trail of semen, similar to that of tears, to the bottom of their cheek.

"So are you gonna make her a into Weeping Cyclops tonight?"

by BleuMoon February 5, 2010

the brown cyclops

the act of spreading you ass cheeks, flexing the anus muscle, shouting, "i am the brown cyclops, I see all!"

i froze in fear as the brown cyclops shouted at me.

by Teabag man June 11, 2008

making the cyclops cry

masturbation

"I was so horny that when i got home from school i turned on some porn on my computer and made the cyclops cry"

"When I'm horny, making the cyclops cry is the only thing that can cure what ails me"

by Lord of Skeet October 4, 2012

Battle with cyclops

Male masturbation

It’s best not to tell people about your battle with cyclops

by BaronTvirus June 9, 2019

A Black Scottish Cyclops

Some scrumpy swilling demolitions expert from Ullapool.

Demoman: "Im A Black Scottish Cyclops, They've got more fucking sea monsters in the great Loch Ness than they got the likes of me.."

by When You Cant Think Of A Name July 20, 2021

Cyclops

When you are about to cum, pull out and jizz in the girl's left eye, shouting “Optic Blast” as you blind her with your powerful white laser.

"Ow! What the fuck! My eye!" she screamed.
I merely replied "Cyclops, bitch!".

by sexinahat April 11, 2009

Blinded Cyclops

When a woman is giving a man head and right before he nuts, she aims his dick back at him and shoots him in the eye.

I got Jeff back for cheating on me. I gave him a blinded cyclops when I was going down on him and kicked him in the balls.

by Lord Longshadow December 25, 2018