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Curious George Bagel

The delicate art of The Curious George Bagel can be mastered by inserting a banana, Musa acuminata, into the anal cavity of ones counterpart, then pulverizing said banana through either consensual or non consensual, yet highly illegal, sodomy. The Curious George Bagel may be served with or without nutty byproduct of said sodomy. The custom blend of banana-nut-defication is forced out from the sphincter and onto a bagel; serve warm.
"Carol wanted a curious george bagel, so I happily obliged."
by The Man with the Yellow Hizzat February 17, 2010
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a childrens book about a curious monkey and a guy with a big yellow hat
by cheesecake January 13, 2005
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curious george

A monkey kidnapped by the bastard in the yellow hat.
That bastard in the the yellow hat has kidnapped curious george!
by fireisnojoke April 14, 2006
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The curious George

When a group of black men cuck your wife and she gets pregnant, names the baby George. Leaving them wondering who their real father is for the rest of their life. Leading them on a adventure.
My wife finally told our child I was not their real father. Now they are curious who is. The Curious George as you would say.
by Daddydamon94 June 27, 2019
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The Curious George Special

When one abducts and drugs another, dresses them in a yellow suit and hat, handcuffs them to a chimpanzee, and at the moment of them regaining consciousness, dumps them out of the back of a cargo van into the middle of a populated city street.
Bro-ham wouldn't share his bagel bites, so we gave him "The Curious George Special".
by Aborro Watabonosk January 11, 2022
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Curious George

When you blow helium into a girl's vagina, and then suck it out and talk funny to her. You then go to the beach and throw poop at each other while sitting on a beach towel.
I gave jenna a curious george this weekend. Hell Yeah!!!!
by bunnychunk09 February 1, 2008
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Curious George

The pleasure moment when your wife decides to stop by the down low area without warning. Typically occurs when least expected and always ends in conscious turmoil.
"Sharon and I were not getting along the whole day, yet to my surprise she gave me one hell of a Curious George!"
by The dozer with a 'tude December 30, 2012
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