Cummunism

Public ownership of the means of baby production

Person A: So what even is cummunism? Is that some form of communism?
Person B: No, better, because under cummunism the workers would seize the means of reproduction

by -Doops- May 31, 2021

Cumfused

1) A situation that occurs when watching too many types of porn at once and not knowing which to masturbate too
2) When two partners are unsure whether the other has achieved orgasm

I was so cumfused after browsing through all those different porn genres that I decided to wait a while before watching again.

Sarah didn't know if Lindsey had came, and the cumfused expression on Lindsey's face told the same story.

by Black_Sage January 10, 2015

cummunist

government regualted ammount of semen

1. russia and china are cummunist socities

2. the cold war was an attempt to stop the spred of cummunism to other countries

by Chad Dirty June 15, 2010

cumjunctivitis

Main Entry: cum·junc·ti·vi·tis
Pronunciation: 'k&m-"j&ng(k)-ti-"vI-t&s
Function: noun
: inflammation of the eye as a result of recent ejaculation therin either purposefully or by accident by ones partner.
A combination of cum and conjunctivitis ('pink eye')

"Danm, Kurt, why is your left eye so red and why does Al have that smirk on his face?"
"It's an acute case of cumjunctivitis, as Al has lousy aim when he shoots. Don't worry, I nailed him in the nads for it."

by KurtTO May 21, 2004

Cumjunctivitis

Crusty eye condition caused by a direct hit of cumshot to the eye. Often experienced while playing Sacremento Skeeball or during a Nantucket Oyster Drop. Also reported from a circle jerk. Symptoms may include blurred vision and a crust covered eye stuck shut upon waking. Usually a temporary condition.

She got cumjunctivitis and couldn't see after my load hit her in the eye during a cum bath.

by Mabeline April 22, 2008

cumfumble

Any time ejaculate ends up where it's not supposed to be.

"Man last night I was jacking off to porn and I cumfumbled all over my keyboard."

"I need to go get plan B. Mike accidently came inside me. Terrible cumfumble!"

by keatsway August 19, 2008

cumfuzzled

Cumfuzzled is the state of confusion that only the most beautiful of women can find themselves in - due to the fact they are so sweet, and couldn't possibly have heard of the situation that would cause their cumfuzzlement.

What the Hell are you talking about? Dang, I'm cumfuzzled.

by Jedi Master Wookiee January 11, 2009