cumdap

When a male human greets another male with a fistpound after recently ejaculating onto the very same hand.

"I knew Todd was coming over, so I decided against washing up and gave him the old cumdap"

by jymez March 11, 2015

cumdripped

The act of squeezing semen out of the vagina immediately after the male partner has ejaculated into it.

I watched my girlfriend cumdripped after I blew my load into her. It was an effective form of contraception

by Buttplug December 9, 2004

Cumlips

An individual, usually a male, who's lips are so chapped that they are white. These lips are usually cracked and though the dry white coating are pink cracks.

As Brian left the classroom Eric yelled out, "Hey Cumlips, tell your mama to buy you some chapstick."

by Dirtybird boy August 19, 2008

cumsipper

To swallow great amounts of sperm with pleasure.

"Becky is the biggest cumsipper? She takes it down like a bottle of Cristal."

by MetzgeR February 2, 2004

Cumdishes

Cumdishes, noun: Cumdishes are the location found on extremely thin people where the collarbone is normally filled with muscle and or fat. When one is having sex with an anorexic and a man ejaculates inside this area it then becomes a cumdish.

"Oh I was having great sex last night until Johnny filled my cumdish."

"I wish I had cumdishes, but I'd need to lose a lot of weight."

by Von1945 March 20, 2009

Cumdiddlyumptious

Something you say with cum in your mouth.

Mmmm baby your ungst is so cumdiddlyumptious

by ilubbbbjesus April 25, 2009

cumditioner

The finished product achieved after ejaculating into a girl's conditioner as a form of revenge or hatred. A warm and fuzzy feeling is then accomplished knowing she will be wearing your semen in her hair for several weeks.
see also sploofah, shamspooge, and Summer's Skeet

Amy wouldn't put out so I went into her bathroom and made her a fresh batch of cumditioner

by Frukman March 13, 2008