Cullenism 

'Cullenism' is the basic belief that the Cullens (family of vampires from Stephanie Meyer's Twilight sagas) are real, and that they should be treated as idols.
I would just like to say that the Urban Dictionary is no place for people's private opinions, so stating that the religion is pathetic and fake should not be allowed. I understand that this is not a Church-influenced religion per-say, but that does not give people the right to mock it!

Say Cullen-ism.
Person A: I am a member of Cullenism.
Person B: What is that?
Person A: Cullens are my idols.

Cullenism by TheGirlNextDoor07 April 13, 2009

colleenism

Any of the wonderful sayings remembered and repeated by Colleen and friends of Colleen.

Colleenism "I'm gonna punch your face off"

colleenism by DFZ123 October 14, 2012

Robward Cullenson

Robert Pattinson, a 23 year old English actor best known recently for his role as Edward Cullen in the 2008 movie, Twilight

An amalgamation of his real name and the Twilight character's name

Girl 1: Who do you prefer? Robert Pattinson or Edward Cullen?

Girl 2: Are you freakin kidding me? Who the hell could choose? No way!

Girl 1: Yeah, if only men were all Robward Cullenson, we'd all be happy

Robward Cullenson by n7of9 May 19, 2009

edward cullening 

To go down on a girl on her period

Dude did you here?! The kid next door was totally Edward Cullening his ex girlfriend!! He totally licked that blood!

edward cullening by JoshyRockx April 23, 2014

cullenizer 

A person who is totally obsessed with Edward Cullen from Twilight by Stephenie Meyer. They worship him and his sexiness. This word was made up in relation to the song "Womanizer" by Britney Spears. The first National Cullenizer Day is on Monday, December 8th. Cullenizer can also be a nickname for someone who thinks Edward is particularily yummy.

Mariah is a Cullenizer!

cullenizer by thelimegreenmachine December 16, 2008

Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch 

Defenition 1
A term used to describe a complete and total mega douche asshole who gets a woman because he looks or acts like Edward Cullen.

Defenition 2
Also can be used as an insult to someone who thinks their to good (for whatever their reason is) to fight you.

In both versions it tends to be said quickly so as to partially confuse who its being used on and for the fact that it sounds better that way though its not necessary.

Example 1
Bob: Hey did you see Kirstens new boy friend

Fred:yeah he's just an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch

Example 2
Joe: Hey man I don't want to fight your not worth it

George: Oh looks like we got an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch on our hands here

Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch by Insanities_Savior April 10, 2010

Collinism 

A phrase or euphemism that is used in conjunction with gratuitous amounts of political incorrectness and over-exaggerated emotions.

Collinism: "God no, don't buy that, it has propylene glycol, and powdered cellulose in it!"

Collinism: "Trust me, if you knew half as much as i knew, your head would blow off your shoulders."

Collinism by icehomie7 December 31, 2010