Macauley Culkin

The wrong way to spell Macaulay Culkin's name.

you must emphasize on the 'a'.

by orgasm addict July 6, 2005

Macaulay Culking

To be home alone, doing whatever, whenever, with whoever

person 1 - "hey man, what are you doing tonight?"
person 2 - "parents are out, i'm macaulay culking it"

by offensieve November 19, 2012

Culkin

A polite word for white-trash, made famous by Deena of Drink 'til We're Funny Podcast Culkin, like Macaulay culkin.... nothing more has to be said :P

"If you have to choose between well water and city water, you might be culkin"

"You might be Culkin if you have ever sat down in the garage with the garage door open watching people go by."

"you might be culkin if you have ever worn plastic bread sacks as clothing"

by Berto S April 26, 2007

Macaulay Culkin

noun; A person who was very popular, happy, and had tons of friends as a child but grew up alone and jobless. Usually ends up turning to drugs for comfort.

Friend 1: Remember that one kid from high school, Alex, I think? That kid was craaazy, we had some fun times with him!
Friend 2: Dude that kid was always the life of the party! What ever happened to him?
Friend 3: I saw him in the paper for possession of cocaine and marijuana.
Friend 2: Wow, what a Macaulay Culkin.

by Everyones Gay December 16, 2012

culking

Mindlessly watching television in sort of a zombie like trance, unbreakable by almost any distractions.

You're gonna have to yell louder than that honey, they're culking.

by PAK65 July 9, 2011

Fuckaulay Culkin

The act of shouting the word "Fuck!" and then placing your hands on your face and letting your mouth hang open.

Nick pulled a Fuckaulay Culkin when he saw that someone had stolen his moms car after he took it to go buy some pot.

by Shaakakaan July 23, 2011

Dirty Culkin

Placing two fecal hand prints onto your partner's face cheeks so that it looks like Macaulay Culkin in "Home Alone"

I wore the Dirty Culkin you gave me this morning all day at work.

by jayjayjunior January 3, 2009