by iE Troll June 13, 2019
Get the Cernobitch mug.A Brose Cuervo is a drink that is most popular in Northern California and may be seen at various frat parties throughout the United States. The Brose Cuervo is a shot that consists of 25% Jägermeister and 75% Jose Cuervo. It is traditionally served in a disposable plastic cup.
Skyler: "Lets get smashed at our frat party tonight bro!!!"
Randy: "Absolutely. Tonight is going to be hella hyphy if you are asking for my opinion."
Skylar: "I'll be drinking Brose Cuervos all night long mother fuckerrrrr!!!"
Randy: "Absolutely. Tonight is going to be hella hyphy if you are asking for my opinion."
Skylar: "I'll be drinking Brose Cuervos all night long mother fuckerrrrr!!!"
by oneall April 10, 2009
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In 1758, José Antonio de Cuervo received a land grant from the King of Spain in the Mexican state of Jalisco. He produced mezcal in a small factory on this land. His descendant, José María Guadalupe Cuervo, used the land to build a distillery for tequila production in 1795. The distillery was later named Fabrica La Rojeña. The tequila was exported to the United States for the first time in 1873. In 1900, José Cuervo Labastida decided to brand the tequila as Jose Cuervo. The company is now owned and run by heirs of the Cuervo family, the Beckmann family
bartender-what should it be sir?
josh-some tequila
bartender-patron or jose cuervo
josh-some jose of course, why should i pay twice as much for the same effect?
josh-some tequila
bartender-patron or jose cuervo
josh-some jose of course, why should i pay twice as much for the same effect?
by joshua001 March 11, 2007
Get the jose cuervo mug.Two events, simultaneous for one observer, may not be simultaneous for another observer if the observers are completely shitfaced.
Guy 1: "Fuck, man; I swear that night went down so differently in my head."
Guy 2: "Yeah, you were pretty much just dancing around while throwing up all over those girls and talking about how awesome you felt."
Guy 1: "Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity is a bitch."
Also see: Beer Goggles
Guy 2: "Yeah, you were pretty much just dancing around while throwing up all over those girls and talking about how awesome you felt."
Guy 1: "Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity is a bitch."
Also see: Beer Goggles
by -Shitfaced- May 12, 2010
Get the Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity mug.A deal or negotiation that is so radioactive that no matter how well you execute or plan it, it will always be a loss-loss situation!!
8pm - MD Partner: "John, a friend of mine brought this amazing opportunity on this really crappy bond! Could you please take a look and give your insights for tomorrow morning? I'll meet him at 9am. I really don't want to disappoint him!"
Analysts laughing: "Damn... Johnny got staffed in this new Chernodeal!!"
Analysts laughing: "Damn... Johnny got staffed in this new Chernodeal!!"
by specialsitsgod October 6, 2020
Get the Chernodeal mug.Derogatory term in Russian for dark-skinned people from the Caucasus or Central Asia. Can also be used to denote dark colored people from other parts of the world such as Africa, the Middle East and South Asia.
Did you hear how a guy from Dagestan beat up someone in the subway just because he didn’t like the way how the victim looked at him?
Goddamn chernozhopiy bastards, Chechnya wasn’t enough for them
Goddamn chernozhopiy bastards, Chechnya wasn’t enough for them
by Nebrattiymnegnida December 9, 2021
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I Cherno Inferno'd all over that broad, it was pretty good I guess. She didn't seem to wanna talk after though, she kind of just left with the fire department.
by Goodburger VI August 20, 2008
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