Cudge

1. (n.) At least 75% overweight.
2. (v.) -ing The act of sitting on people.

1. Look at him! He's gatta be a Cudge!
2. He Cudged that poor little dog...

by TheScaryOne April 29, 2003

Cudge

1. Slimy, unappealing mucus, primordial.

2. A large amount of diverse foods mixed together in an unappealing pile.

1. The stuff you find at the bottom of a barrel that’s had water sitting it in for a long period of time...with corn.

2. "Honey? What's this cudge for dinner?"

by Tom Cudge Brooke August 19, 2003

Cudge

When a girlfriend asks for a cuddle which a boyfriend seemingly agrees to. In the process of hugging, the boyfriend inserts his finger(s) into the arsehole of the girlfriend, thereby informing the female that hugs are not really on the agenda and initiating the cudge.

1. "Got home from work last night, couldnt wait for her to make a meal out of my penis"

"Sweet bro. how was it?"

"Well she asked for a cuddle didnt she, so I cudged the shit out of her"

"sweet"

2. "All I wanted was a some sympathy and a hug from Paul after the death of my dog but he cudged me instead"

by Perringtonwinklesworth January 21, 2013

cudge

A person you just have to hug -

A mixture between a cuddle and a huddle and a hug etc.

damn shes cudgey!

by Michael65334 January 13, 2010

cudge

A combination of a hug and a cuddle.

Give me a cudge please

That girl is extremely cudgey

by theultimatecudge January 12, 2010

cudg

magic and wonder.
usually applied to the chops

*pant CUDG to the chops

the end

by underscore pants August 14, 2006

cudge

An urban term used to describe the unappealing 'funk' in the area around one's rectum.

-Dude she had soooo much cudge up in her crack
-Nigga pleeze! You just know that cudge ain't mine; it ain't nearly urban enough.

by iamnotemo April 25, 2006