cookie crumble 

To strike a women in the vaginal area with either your hand or foot.

Jen: "If you sleep with my man again I swear I will give you a cookie crumble that you won't be able to recover."

cookie crumble by blakkkkkkeeeeee September 25, 2007

cookie crumb boy

A boy who texts you once in a while just to keep u attached. Always leaves crumbs to keep you around for when they need you.

he’s a cookie crumb boy

cookie crumb boy by ostrydzik August 12, 2022

Cookie Crumbs 

skin cells scraped from a woman's cervix during a pap smear.
(cookie slang for vagina)

Girl: "Went to the gynecologist today and got a pap smear"
Guy: "Aw yeah, left your cookie crumbs up in there"

Cookie Crumbs by mickstisy January 22, 2011

Cookie crumbs 

also known as crackrock

What ya need, man?..."Ya got them crumbs, man?"

Cookie crumbs by Jack Mehoff November 26, 2004

The cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.

A saying by non-native English speakers who have literally no idea how our metaphors or idioms work. Bullshit nonsense that's probably the butt of a joke or something.

Person 1: Hey Sven, why weren't you at work yesterday?
Sven: That's the way the apple falls when the cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.
Person 1: ...

The cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree. by TheManFromV June 4, 2017