When somebody prevents you from eating a delicious sugary snack, usually a chocolately delight of some sort. Just like a cockblock except with chocolate.
I was going for the fudge sundae with ravenous vigor, but my wife chocblocked me at the last moment with some sort of gay speech about heart disease and diabetes. After 13 years of marriage you would think she would want me to die to get the life insurance money. Dammit.
by RiffRaff CR October 17, 2009
Get the Chocblock mug.by DEFINITION CYBORG December 11, 2011
Get the conblock mug.The act of a police officer, arriving at an incident, parking in a manner that prevents vehicles from entering or leaving parking spots.
Example 1:
(Setting: Apartment complex in a rough part of town.)
Boyfriend: Hey honey, it's about time for our zoo date you've been eagerly anticipating for months now. We'd better get a move on it.
Girlfriend: Good thinking, sweetie.
(couple exits apartment)
Girlfriend: Oh, honey, look at all the pretty lights! The ghetto bird is up again and the police are approaching our neighbor's door behind a bunker shield. Are they carrying a shotgun?
Boyfriend: Ugh. Worse yet, they've inconsiderately parked behind my vehicle and copblocked us in! And it's probably not a good time to ask them to move their patrol cars. Guess it'll be another Netflix night.
Example 2:
Dispatcher: We have a Priority One hot call at the hospital. A buck naked, homicidal man is throwing stones at a doctor in the northeast lot.
Rookie: Copy. Going Code 3.
Oldtimer: Hey Partner, I see the guy! Stop the car!
(Rookie begins pulling into a parking spot in the northeast lot.)
Oldtimer: WTF. Where's your tactical driving skills?!
Rookie: I didn't want to inconvenience patrons who may need to leave.
Oldtimer: You've got a lot to learn, Rookie. We're Da Police. It's okay to copblock!
(Setting: Apartment complex in a rough part of town.)
Boyfriend: Hey honey, it's about time for our zoo date you've been eagerly anticipating for months now. We'd better get a move on it.
Girlfriend: Good thinking, sweetie.
(couple exits apartment)
Girlfriend: Oh, honey, look at all the pretty lights! The ghetto bird is up again and the police are approaching our neighbor's door behind a bunker shield. Are they carrying a shotgun?
Boyfriend: Ugh. Worse yet, they've inconsiderately parked behind my vehicle and copblocked us in! And it's probably not a good time to ask them to move their patrol cars. Guess it'll be another Netflix night.
Example 2:
Dispatcher: We have a Priority One hot call at the hospital. A buck naked, homicidal man is throwing stones at a doctor in the northeast lot.
Rookie: Copy. Going Code 3.
Oldtimer: Hey Partner, I see the guy! Stop the car!
(Rookie begins pulling into a parking spot in the northeast lot.)
Oldtimer: WTF. Where's your tactical driving skills?!
Rookie: I didn't want to inconvenience patrons who may need to leave.
Oldtimer: You've got a lot to learn, Rookie. We're Da Police. It's okay to copblock!
by Copper101 March 27, 2011
Get the Copblock mug.when your at a party and your about to get some booty but cops come and break up the party resulting everybody running and not getting any action.
rob: what happened with you and janet last night?
sean: i got fucking copblocked!!
rob: what?
sean: i had the condom in my pocket and we were just starting to make out and the cops came and broke up the party!!!!
rob: haha wow that sucks...i got booty though.
sean: i got fucking copblocked!!
rob: what?
sean: i had the condom in my pocket and we were just starting to make out and the cops came and broke up the party!!!!
rob: haha wow that sucks...i got booty though.
by miguel fernando October 15, 2008
Get the Copblock mug.Guy #1: I was watching true blood last night...
Guy #2: Yeah, Jessica Alba was hot in X-Men!
Guy #1: Jessica Alba was in fantastic four! Anna Paquin was in X-Men.
Guy #2: I love Michael Chiklis in The Shield.
Guy #1: What was I talking about?
Guy #2: True Blood.
Guy #1: Quit cogblocking me dude.
Guy #2: Yeah, Jessica Alba was hot in X-Men!
Guy #1: Jessica Alba was in fantastic four! Anna Paquin was in X-Men.
Guy #2: I love Michael Chiklis in The Shield.
Guy #1: What was I talking about?
Guy #2: True Blood.
Guy #1: Quit cogblocking me dude.
by CaptainCogBlock September 2, 2009
Get the cogblock mug.Prevented from being able to play Call of Duty because a friend and/or sibling is already playing it.
by Phoenix Warfunden July 25, 2010
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