A species of goblin that steals crotches from the male species. Said to be a mythical creature but sightings and instances have occured.
by pr0ph3t April 10, 2005
Get the crotch goblinmug. by DeVirginator February 9, 2003
Get the crotch goblinmug. Generic term of disrespect, most often used when someone has made a big mistake or been a total jerk.
by J to the Action August 13, 2003
Get the crotch goblinmug. by Döug April 20, 2006
Get the crotch goblinmug. by Jim Bob November 4, 2004
Get the Crotch Goblinmug. by Mk. 42 December 20, 2013
Get the Crotch Goblinmug. 1. Pubic Lice
2. While your sleeping, your friend (if your wearing sweatpants) picks up your cat, shoves him down your pants and ties the strings very tight so there is no escape and makes the cat tear away at your underpants with its sharp claws
4. someone that goes behind your and sticks their head through you legs near your crotch and starts making very odd noises / starts singing death metal
2. While your sleeping, your friend (if your wearing sweatpants) picks up your cat, shoves him down your pants and ties the strings very tight so there is no escape and makes the cat tear away at your underpants with its sharp claws
4. someone that goes behind your and sticks their head through you legs near your crotch and starts making very odd noises / starts singing death metal
1. I don't think i can trust you... since you have crotch goblins and all.
2. Dude i have scars from that crotch goblin you pulled on me like a month ago.
3. AHHH! CROTCH GOBLIN!
2. Dude i have scars from that crotch goblin you pulled on me like a month ago.
3. AHHH! CROTCH GOBLIN!
by xxxShadowFatexxx December 28, 2005
Get the Crotch Goblinmug.