An elaborate way to control the human mind so it will eventually rationalize any monetary transaction.
Person: You spent how much on that T-shirt?!
CrossFitter: It's more than just a T-shirt, you wouldn't understand.
CrossFitter: It's more than just a T-shirt, you wouldn't understand.
by nopenope August 24, 2010
an asskicking, kick-ass daily high-intensity, "functional" fitness workout.workouts usually followed by vommiting.people who dig crossfit include: fire fighters,police officers,marines,seals,martial artists,soccer moms etc...
by thefatkid March 07, 2009
I'm joining my homosexual friends for some CrossFit.
by Lord Zuke April 09, 2019
His back ached. His legs ached. His arms ached. He could barely get out of bed his abs were so sore. And yet, he couldn't stop thinking about the next crossfit class.
by AthleticSaffa December 01, 2020
An exercise regimen enjoyed by Midwestern gorilla juice heads most named Tony
Most notable crossfit Tonys including crossfit tony:
*i have a dream tony
*gorilla juice head tony
*vagina tony
*crossfit tony
*hawaii tony
*pilot tony
Most notable crossfit Tonys including crossfit tony:
*i have a dream tony
*gorilla juice head tony
*vagina tony
*crossfit tony
*hawaii tony
*pilot tony
by Crossfit Tony August 13, 2010
A person who is obsessed with crossfit and metalcore music. They are so talented at crossfit, they feel the need to participate in it almost every day, even when injured. Also known as WWE Superstar Seth Rollins.
by Sk8rWolfy August 10, 2016