Crosstalk

When you are caught in between two people having a conversation and it's really awkward

I was in complete crosstalk yesterday at the movies when the two people on my left and right were talking to each other. It was so awkward because I couldn't move anywhere.

by fusion69 November 1, 2009

Oakland crosswalk

An Oakland crosswalk is an invisible crosswalk which a resident of Oakland, CA uses to cross any part of a busy street while giving zero fucks about the cars speeding by. This is often performed with the mindset of having the right of way.

Driver: Hey look at that asshole crossing MLK in the middle of the street! Doesn't he know he's gonna get hit?

Passenger: You idiot, can't you see he's using an Oakland crosswalk?

by Hal A. Madrid March 28, 2017

California crosswalk

To cross from one corner of an intersection to the opposite corner through the means of a straight line. This can be accomplished no matter how busy the intersection is as long as the participants are brave and quick enough to avoid oncoming vehicles.

Two people need to get to the north-east corner of an intersection from the south-west corner of the same intersection. While this would normally be achieved through crossing the street to the north and then crossing the street again to the east. Instead, they execute a California crosswalk and run in a straight line diagonally across the intersection

by The Aviator January 20, 2008

Crosswalk shuffle

Happens when a car needs to hang a right but has to wait for bonehead to get through the crosswalk. When bonehead realizes he is holding the car up, he breaks into a slight jog letting the car know that he sees them and he is going to hurry for them but this slow jog is no quicker than walking.

Hermes: ''Hurry up man, I need to get my girl some tampons.''
Friend: ''There he goes dude, breakin' in to the crosswalk shuffle.''

by Uggsly June 21, 2011

Crosswalked

To be hit by a vehicle at a crosswalk.

Hey did you hear about Jim getting crosswalked last week?

by Gamavision April 25, 2011

Crosswalkward

The awkwardness that occurs at crosswalks

No cars at the intersection were moving but the light turned green when I had just stepped into the road and I didn't know what to do, it was very crosswalkward.

by Awkies June 14, 2011

Crosswalk

The Little Stretch Between a Girl's Vagina, and Butthole. Synonymous with Taint

MANNNN I JIZZED ON THAT BITCHES CROSSWALK THE OTHER DAY!

by clownkiller April 3, 2010