condolence boner

The condolence boner is a very common phenomenon among the male gender, which occurs when another party has received unfortual news and there is no way to comfort him/her, but with an erection.

Sandra: Oh my god, I just got fired!
Will: I'm so sorry
Sandra: Wow, what is that?
Will: Condolence boner honey, hop on.

by Blue- White Colonel March 22, 2016

Condolence-A's

n. The better grades a person receives in school after having a death in the family.

I got straight condolence-A's from all my professors when my father died the day before finals.

by Ryan Betye March 26, 2010

cropulence

Cropulence
cropulence
noun
Explosive flatulence caused by eating large amounts of beans, broccoli, or other fiber-rich foods; the result of crop-dusting plus flatulence.
Example:
“After the chili cook-off, the room was thick with cropulence.”

“After the chili cook-off, the room was thick with cropulence.”

by Heymuse January 2, 2026