Crockpot

A name used to make fun of someone who says something dumb, outrageous, and/or aggravating.
another word for the phrase: crack smoker

Jan: " i have three legs. one is invisible."
Bob: "what a Crockpot."

by cluelesswhenitcomestourban February 17, 2011

Crockpotted

When your girl is in the shower, you go in and take a nasty shit, don't flush and walk out. The steam and scent cook itself.

My wife is pissed, I crockpotted her last night.

by JBerg81 April 26, 2019

Crockpot

A process of giving a women/man a gaping asshole. From there you proceed to bust inside said butt. you then proceed to urinate inside the cum filled asshole. Then you take a shit inside of this horrid mixture as well as vomit into the asshole of your lover. To finish off this masterpiece, you proceed to put your dick back inside of the filled up ass and stir it around.

Reverend, I just gave Dave a gnarly Crockpot last night.

by CooKiEM0nSteR July 20, 2009

Russian Crockpot

Leaving your weiner in a girls butt after anal until it becomes hard again.
"Hey girl you want a Russian crock pot this weekend."
"I'm really into European appliances so I would love one!"

"Hey girl you wanna Russian Crockpot?"
"Well I'm really into European appliances so I would love one!"

by Dicken Harass April 17, 2015

Kentucky Crockpot

A multi-participant sexual experience which includes at least one cousin

I lost my virginity in a Kentucky Crockpot. Family Reunions are so much fun.

by Don Jr. February 27, 2015

Cambodian Crockpot

This is something that can only take place when two people are in the shower together. When one person is all soaped up, the other releases a foul, pungent fart, forcing the other to slowy stew in the mix. Like a dutch oven, only in the shower.

I gave my bitch the Cambodian Crockpot and she threw up all over the shampoo bottle.

by Big Mike 77 November 02, 2011

Mississippi crockpot

When someone is receiving a blumpkin while giving an upper decker.

Hey babe, can you give me a blowjob while I poop in the toilets water tank...you know a Mississippi Crockpot? That'd be hot!

by Hoodrat85 March 30, 2016