Critchellites

A slang term for almost leftists. Named for the totalitarian blue aliens on an episode of Samurai Jack who took over a peaceful, developed civilization from a resourceful and kind people and destroyed it with their retarded ways.

They implement mandates and lockdowns. Have you seen the inner cities? The prices of everything? Our toilet that is foreign relations? These Critchellites will destroy the whole world before they give up power.

by ToadSlanger December 5, 2021

Crotchy

a term of endearment used by sexy azn hunnies to describe their beautiful manfriends.

I ♥ my crotchy ^^ he bought me Gucci!

by UR Crotch April 21, 2009

Critchley

Is one of the most unpopular names in the world. But yet defines pure awesomness. A person who is called by the name ''Critchley'', has to be so awesome, that none can resist the awesomness, so they have to be their friend. A Critchley usually has a very long penis. Close to 8 inches most of the time.

Wouldn't you love to know a Critchley? I shure would.

by Telephone Wire November 27, 2010

Cratchy

A mixture between the words "crusty" and "ratchet" used to describe any noun as scummy or disgusting. Used by ghetto folk.

"That girl look nasty.." "Yeah she do, she cratchy!"

by LinsLyse April 2, 2013

Cretchy

A combination of creepy and sketchy.

The man that has been pacing outside of the 7-Eleven for an hour is so cretchy.

by ronald1696 April 25, 2011

critchfield

A place, usually a park or sport's field, which is commonly used by homosexuals for dogging.

Colloquial slang term from North England.

We're not playing football there, its a critchfield!

by durham-james December 15, 2009

Bazy Critch

A nice way of saying "Crazy Bitch."

My boss just texted me twice to remind me about the new store hours...the ones that are posted on the counter right by the register. What a bazy critch.

by GullibleZine May 4, 2009