The most amazing guy you could ever know and meet. A literal transcription of God's eternal love for humanity. Not only kind, intelligent and empathetic, but also a sexy mofo with great abs. He is a badass, whose ass isn't bad at all. And he does all this without even trying. Now imagine him trying!
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Get the cistern mug.beutiful sexy and stunning girl that will always keep a smile on someones face. a bit selfish sometimes but will always sort it out .this girls in young life is not so popular or hubba hubba but will tern to a godess in a few years time .she is also very funny and is a class clown in nearly every lesson!if you get this girl angry you might be in a hostpital bed and a body part maybe irratated a girl named christel usually has long blonde-ginger hair and blue-green eyes
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Get the christel mug.The act of removing the lid off the back of the toilet and planting a stool in the cistern to spite an ememy. The easiest way is for the perpetrator to perch with their feet on the toilet seat and poo directly into the cistern. Often seen as one step further than a 'reverse kanga' or 'crocodile skiddy' as everytime the victim attempts to flush the toilet to rid it of its contents it refills from the cistern with a cruel mix of poo and water. Particularly effective as it is often not noticable straight away as there is no actual poo in the bowl but fills up over time making it hard to find out who did it.
My mother-in-law is such a bitch. I am going to teach her a lesson and perform a revenge cistern job in her toilet.
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If you do decide to mess with a Christelle, she will come at you. It will always come back to you. Most importantly, don’t ever mess with her love life. Always respect a Christelle and love her. She is one in a million
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