a tall, thin, beautiful, sexy female from the dirty south with blue eyes and a free spirit. loving & kind to everyone, judges only contests NOT people, a hippy @ heart but back her in a corner and her craziness will emerge w/great force! has many friends and her only enimies are jealous, close minded haters. loves to a fault but is very selective of her lovers. has strong opinions on life matters however, and open mind and will listen to all sides. she isn't afraid to be herself and makes no apologies for her behavior.
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To be crifted, is to consume enough THC to a state where one dips in and out of consciousness and walls of glass form around ones head. Like sound proof.
To be crifted, is to consume enough THC to a state where one dips in and out of consciousness and walls of glass form around ones head. Like sound proof.
Guy 1: bro what's your favorite ice cream?
Guy 2: ..
Guy 1: dude..hello?
Guy 2: what's my favorite cookie?? Uhh macadamian
Guy 1: you're a fuckin idiot I said ice cream
Guy 2: dude don't trip I'm crifted g
Guy 2: ..
Guy 1: dude..hello?
Guy 2: what's my favorite cookie?? Uhh macadamian
Guy 1: you're a fuckin idiot I said ice cream
Guy 2: dude don't trip I'm crifted g
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Person 2: Yes.
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