Cremation

An odd behavior shared only by psychotic apes (a.k.a, Homo Sapien Sapien) in which they literally burn a fellow psychotic ape's body literally to ashes. The ashes are either spilled outside somewhere, thus making the whole process pointless, or left in a disgusting unsanitary jar inside the dwelling of a psychotic ape.

Bob: What do you wish they do with your body when you die?

Tom: I want them to burn my body beyond recognition, and spread the resulting ashes in my next-door neighbor's backyard. They call it "cremation"

Bob: Why in the hell would you do that?

Tom: I don't know, but alot of people are doing it, so I'm following!

by Poid June 17, 2007

Cremate

A guy who farts under his covers then suffocates himself in the thick concoction of manmade gas gathered underneath the covers. He claims it gives him a whopper buzz and gets him "Bobbied to bits mate"

Oh sam is such a cremate I saw him sniffing his fingers after fingering his arse at the skatepark

by Gravybaby666 March 3, 2021

cremate

A very soft defecation.

Hank never drops logs in the can, only cremates that cause him to wipe numerous times.

by dadaevan June 10, 2007

cremated

To achieve a very intence high on Marijuana. Often associated with "couch-lock".

"Dude, like... you know when I say.. that like... man... I am cremated"

by Easy-D from Norfolk taken from my friend the Bowl Ninja August 26, 2007

The Cremation Question

If you were cremated what vinyl record would you like your ashes to be made into?

Anon: If you were cremated what vinyl record would you like your ashes to be made into?
biggest-gaudiest-fish: Oh my gosh I can’t believe I got the Cremation question!! My song would have to be: Girls/Girls/Boys by Panic! At the Disco

by Holosexual Patronus November 18, 2018

Vaginal Cremation

When you're fucking a girl, she pours gasoline all over your dick, she uses a match/lighter to ignite it, and you shove your burning cock into her pussy.

I was with Jessica last night and i had to go to the fucking hospital after we fucked. Turns out she is into Vaginal Cremation

by UncleCrustyOfYT December 20, 2015

Youngstown Cremation

Disposing of a body by throwing it into a vat of molten steel at a steel mill. All evidence is gone in seconds, and the shift boss can just adjust the amount of carbon added to the the mix to avoid changing the brittleness or tensile properties of the steel.

"I've been trying to pay Little Tony D'Agostino $250 for the Jets game, but I haven't seen him in a week."

"He had a Youngstown Cremation last week. If Twitch Eye Eddie asks you for the money, give it to him. If no one says nothing, you skated."

by Willie Ray Pugh October 26, 2013