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www.creedthoughts.gov\creedthoughts

A website mentioned in "The Office", set up by Ryan Howard for Creed Bratton that is actually a word document where Creed publishes his thoughts.
Creed: www.creedthoughts.gov\creedthoughts. Check it out.

Ryan: (to cameraman) Last year Creed asked me to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain, I opened a word document on his computer and put an address on top.
by maya with the papayas January 12, 2018
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Cheerdrawal

‎Cheerdrawal - /tʃɪərdrɔɹəl/ (a portmanteau of cheer and withdrawal)

The act or process of ceasing to cheerlead for an excessive period of time.

Symptoms include excessive energy, depression, dysphoria.
Treatments include full-ups, prep drills, cheer jacks and 100% basket tosses.
It's only been a week since our last practice and I'm already feeling the cheerdrawal.
by YHornet December 26, 2011
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NC-HO Creed

No one is more trashy than I. I am a Non-Classy HO, a leader in sexually transmitted diseases. As a Non-Classy HO, I realize that I am a member of a time honored profession (prostitution), known as “The Backdoor of the Army”. I am proud of the term NC-HO and at all times will conduct myself so as to bring credit upon the prostitutes, my Johns, and my vagina, regardless of the penis in which is inside myself. I will not use protection or lubrication to inhibit pleasure, profit, and definitely not personal safety.

Carelessness is my watchword. My two basic responsibilities will always be uppermost in my mind – debauchery during my mission and the welfare of my soldiers’ penises. I will strive to remain scab-free and orally proficient. I am aware of my role as an NC-HO. I will fulfill my responsibilities inherent of my hole. All soldiers are entitled to outstanding blow jobs; I will provide those blow jobs. I know my soldiers and I will always place their penises inside ANY of my holes. I will fraternize consistently with my soldiers and I will often leave them unsatisfied. I will be loose and sloppy when recommending both anal and falatio.

Ho’s in my unit will have maximum time to gain rank; they will not earn it for their merit. Ho’s will earn no respect, but continue to go up the pay scale because they screw over their fellow soldiers. I do not know how to be loyal to anyone who dares fall for me; husbands, wives, or lovers alike. I will exercise selfishness by sleeping with other women’s spouses during long stretches of absence (deployments). I will always compromise my integrity; I have no morality. I will not forget, nor will I allow my comrades to forget that we are prostitutes, sluts, whores, Non-Classy HO’s, SHAMELESS!
SSG Westmorland is such an NC-HO! She lives the NC-HO Creed to the tee! I bet her grandfather would be proud!
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Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood

The sequel to Assassin's Creed 2, which was an amazing game, and just got even better.
Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood is going to be the sickest game ever!
by Panda0213 November 3, 2010
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Creeding

To create a 10+ creed song playlist on a bar jukebox and immediately exit the bar once the playlist begins. "With Arms Wide Open" is generally the first song played.
I didn't go out with the intention of creeding last night, but when the bartender refused to serve me after midnight, I creeded the bar with arms wide open.
by Scotty Stapp 21 August 31, 2012
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Assassin's Creedgasm

The sick enjoyment that you get out of killing someone in Assassin's Creed; causing you to ejaculate.
"I had an Assassin's Creedgasm while playing Assassin's Creed and looking at my mold of Sarah's feet."
by The Burning Desire February 18, 2010
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Imperial Creed

The religious belief in the God-Emperor of Manknd and the expansion of the Imperium of Mankind. To follow this religion is to obey the will of the Emperor and live under his righteousness. Furthermore the followers must seek out the heretic, the mutant, and the xenos and destroy them. Today there are not many followers of this belief but The Emperor has forseen the future of Mankind and Man's destiny to conquer the stars and The Emperor is the one to lead Man.
As said in the Imperial Creed 'The Emperor Protects'
by Inquisitor Cain May 15, 2007
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