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creeking shit 

Creeking Shit: a situation screwed up beyond all recoginition. Also when a situation has already gone to hell and you can't find a way out.
By the time we did get to the base, it had already been blown to bits. I grabbed to walkie-talkie, "Major, we are defanitly creeking shit."
creeking shit by kallisto July 31, 2008

Beaver Creeking

When you snap a twig off a tree and rub it between you vaginal lips until it’s sharpened to point.
Martha really wanted to try something else other than just the pleasures of the flesh. She went into her backyard and snapped a twig off of her favorite fern tree. She started beaver creeking it between her lips until it was sharper than a half eaten candy cane.

Dawson Creeking 

When you watch Dawson Creek, Masterbait, and jizz all over the screen. then, you whipe it off with your ass, and pay a prostatute to lick it off
Dude, did you hear that chick dawson creeked with Jim yesterday? Man thats sick. Dawson creeking is so nasty
Dawson Creeking by It`sMeeeee December 12, 2010

Dawson Creeking 

Spending way too long discussing something that can be solved in one or two short sentences; getting your head pecked by a bird
Mini was Dawson Creeking G for 2 hours last night because he said she hadn't changed.....

Smokey creeking that * pack 

A harsher version of smoking that pack, it’s used to disrespect someone* dead in a more brutal or personal way.

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red light creeping 

One or more slight forward movements by a motorist stopped at a red traffic light. A futile demonstration of impatience in the false hope that doing so will somehow cause the light to turn green sooner than by remaining stationary.
I watched a driver move completely into a busy intersection by red light creeping.
red light creeping by Carlinfan December 5, 2010