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Critterface: (KRIT-TER-PHACE) –noun/verb - it is the act of throwing your self dignity to the wind, loosening the muscles in your face, then vigorously shaking your head back and forth while someone takes a picture of you. This leaves on film a beautiful side of yourself that you never knew existed (Disclaimer: beautiful = awkward and ugly as sin)
The Critterface process can be explained in 3 easy steps:

1.) Relax your face, you’re going to want it loose (and I’m talking Lisa Lampanelli loose, ya dig?). Also, ladies (and males with freaky hippie long hair) you’re going to want to secure your hair so as not to obstruct your face. I CAN’T STRESS ENOUGH THAT YOU NEED TO BE AS BELLS PALSY/STROKE VICTIM-LIKE AS POSSIBLE

2.) Now that you’re loose, let’s shake things up. It sounds simple, but there’s a technique to it. You don’t want to shake your head like you’re in a stern disagreement with someone. That’s not good enough to produce the desired Critterface. YOU NEED TO SHAKE YOUR FACE LIKE YOU’RE MICHAEL J. FOX DURING A RICHTER 7 EARTHQUAKE.

3.) The last step is simple. Easily enough, you get someone to snap a photo of you while you’re mid fit. THE END RESULT IS A CRITTERFACE AND THAT’S WHAT I’M LOOKING FOR FOLKS.

HAVE A BREW OR TEN AND SEND IN YOUR BEST CRITTERFACES and Captions/Comments to me! Comments could be something like “E’rrbody do da stroke!” or “Invisible bitch slap!”. Be clever, be creative, and may the Critter be with you all! mycritterface@gmail.com
Dude, Lex's critterface looked like an invisible bitch slapped him!

(photo thath will make complete sense to the example)
by lsucodebook March 12, 2011
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Crater face

Someone who has scars covering their face caused by past acne.
When people refuse to practice good hygiene and scratch at acne they become a crater face.
by Ash Trey :D April 10, 2009
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crater face

when some one has large dirty pore holes . "Craters" in there face and with a very gross dark tanish lines in between.MATT KEENE
yo nigga did u see that crater face matt keene was rockin today
by cayla.p October 31, 2006
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crater face

a visage pock marked by the absence of good healthy spots
watch out here comes crater face, pretend you don't see her
by Mosagcity March 9, 2007
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crater-face

a person that is very retarded, makes sexual jokes constantly, smoke 2 packs a day, laughs like a retard.
who is that guy laughing at his own jokes in the corner?

I'm pretty sure he's a crater-face
by bob3540945723160 January 14, 2010
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crater face

Usually very bad acme on the face, especially on foreign people such as Asians and Mexicans. The skin have dents whihc go inward into the skin which making it like small craters on the face hence the word crater face.
Yo you see them fobs with the crater faces at the club?
by fobstache maker December 19, 2005
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Moon crater face

When somebody has the little holes in their face (from acne scars) that resemble all the craters on the moon
Person 1: "Bro you really should take care of that acne before you get moon crater face"
Person 2: "Yeah, my brother had moon crater face and was taken away by NASA"
by Geckoli December 8, 2023
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