Crashanova

What you'd likely become if you recklessly drove an early-'60's-to-late-'70's-era GM "Chevy II" sports car around town in an attempt to get all da gals to swoon over you.

I prefer females who value common sense and good judgement in a guy; I don't need any foolish-minded or "spaced out" chicks who love to go roaring around with Crashanovas!

by QuacksO April 6, 2021

CraShanda

CraShanda is known for always telling the truth. Also known as a Greek Queen. Modern day CraShanda's physically are extremely attractive with beautiful hair that varies, great bodies, the best personalities and to top it off an amazing cook. Every CraShanda you meet is a blessing in your life. Or they can be your worst nightmare if you not careful. Don't ever take her for granted because you will regret it, nor will you hear the end of it. She is the best thing that will ever happen to you. CraShanda's are some of the sweetest people you will ever meet but if you piss them off they WILL .. DEFINITELY FUCK YOU UP AND/OR CURSED YOU OUT. These QUEEN are true to there word and as real as it gets. Nobody is perfect but CRASHANDA'S like to get it as much to perfection.
CraShanda's are very giving and caring and will give you the clothes off her back. But one thing you don't want to do is take their kindness for weakness. You'll never get the same treatment again.

Did y'all see CraShanda today, She's like an snack.

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Clashcranking on the Throne

The act of masturbating, taking a shit on the toilet, and playing clash royale all at the same time.

Denis: Yo Izzy, did you know that Chris was Clashcranking on the Throne yesterday?
Izzy: Wow, Chris is really fucking disgusting

by ClashMaster88 July 22, 2025

Carl Crashman

the main character of Carl Squared.

A Canadian 14 year old boy who accidentally cloned himself by sending a strand of his hair off to a service he found over the Internet.

Carl Crashman was an amazing character.

by anonymous200020 September 16, 2022