ego crashing

Streamer bfk_fer1yfe's defition for when a driver's ego is too big to maneuver out of an iminent, perfectly avoidable car crash, so they just keep going forward trusting that the other driver will avoid them.

These dogs Nissan Altima drivers could have avoided hitting each other but ended up ego crashing. Hello or no?

by RPFMyHalland November 17, 2022

Mall Crashing

Being Anti-Social and Trolling at a shopping mall

On a Day out Mall crashing you would push people over dressed up as hotdogs, scare people by hiding behind the rails in primark, etc.

by Rgreener November 1, 2011

crashing bores

bore is a singular noun for something that is boring, unexciting, and just plain yawn-inducing

and crashing gives a kind of exageration to the word bore, in this case.

so it means like an idiot a really boring person, which one have nothing to say. Non contribution to the world

the world is full of crashing bores - MORRISSEY

the world ... is design for crashing bores, and I must be one cause no one ever turns to me to say: take me in your arms and love me love me .....

great song, you should listen it. NOW!

by klangwiedergabe November 17, 2009

crashboner

when some cannot help but crash his/her car they have a crashboner. Once someone has a crashboner nothing will prevent them from eventually crashing.

It was raining and alot of people must have left their homes with a crashboner because there was a huge pile-up on the highway

by old man tucker October 6, 2016

Christmas Crashing

Similar to party crashing and wedding crashing, Christmas crashing is when guests show up unexpectedly to partake of the holidays with another family.

(knock knock knock on the door, Dad gets up and walks over, opens)
Mr. Focke: Hey there! We were out for a drive and our car broke down, right in front of your house! I'm really sorry for the inconvenience, I'm just letting you know that when my uncle Jed gets here, we'll have our car out of here as soon as we can get it fixed!
Mrs. Focke: (put-on shivering voice) I really hope we're not intruding or anything, I'm so so sorry about this!
Dad: Hey, aren't you the Fockes from church? Hey, come right inside - we don't want you to freeze out there! We're just getting started with the presents, and there's still some cinnamon rolls and coffee left over from breakfast. Make yourself at home!
Mom: (aside so the guests can't hear) Honey... We live in a cul-de-sac...
Dad: Yes, I know...
Mom: They're Christmas crashing.

by AProg December 27, 2010

crason

when you have a friend named carson. but however, you are an illiterate human who cannot spell simple words.

'hi crason how are you today"
"my name is carson-"

by riv3r++ January 18, 2021

gay crashing

(phrase): for a heterosexual to enter an LGBT (lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans) event such as a Pride parade or festival. Coined by Natasha Bedingfield in an interview about Milwaukee's Pridefest in Summer of 2008, referring to gate crashing, but the interviewer heard "gate" as "gay," which was equally appropriate.

1. There were so many men at the New Kids On the Block concert, I felt like I was gay crashing!

2. We're going to gay crash Woody's after dinner and then go to the midnight movie.

by Tedrick June 18, 2008