Craptionfigure

A product, (usually an action figure or toy) that is so poorly made due to cheap plastic and usually from china, that it breaks if you even try to touch it.

A: I just bought a limited edition super deluxe triple action superman figurine for $50, and he fell apart when I was putting him in a pose!!!
B: Sucks for you... Sounds like it was a craptionfigure!

by Seahorsezelda May 27, 2010

closed caption

A device/program that can be used to display spoken text on a screen. This is usually used for people who have lost the ability to hear or ARE losing their ability to hear effectively(old people.) This is also used frequently by my friends who go outside to smoke and watch TV through the sliding glass door....the bastards.

1. Dorris can barely hear a train run over her cats, but thanks to closed captioning she can still see what that shit-head Bush has to say about foreign policies.

2. "Yo, turn on the closed captioning. I wanna see what they're saying while I smoke." -friends

by bAc0Nb0Y November 12, 2003

Craptonite

A turd so powefully foul that it makes you gag

Oh my god I've been attacked by Craptonite!!!!

by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

Cryption

Cryptions (fortnite balls saga) is a semi popular anime containing a real story about scary hacker man cryption (owner of LC) and his sexy keyframes.

Me: Oh no cryption just hacked my fortnite card.

by Sickomodecryption May 19, 2021

craptioning

the process of converting the narration and dialogue of a media production whose content is of dubious value into text and synchronizing its display with the media, usually against one's will

I just wasted five days craptioning that stupid video of the Christmas Party Planning Committee's brainstorming session.

by Danny Sax October 9, 2008

crapton

A unit of measure. A ridiculously large amount. Used to describe quantities in otherwise unfathomable amounts.

Erica, I love you heapsofscads.

Brendan, I love you a whole crapton.

by gogreen626 June 4, 2014

Craptonite

An inferior building product used in cheap furniture, i.e. 'particle board', or short-strand OSB.

Az- "Ya think that bookcase will hold up?"
Fuzz- "Nah, 'tis pure Craptonite!"

by AzureLupine March 24, 2009