Person: Love that Crank Dat song
Person 2: Can you do the dance?!?!
Person: There's a dance?!?
Person 2: Yeah it goes like this *proceeds to move about like they are a retarded monkey on speed*
Person 2: Can you do the dance?!?!
Person: There's a dance?!?
Person 2: Yeah it goes like this *proceeds to move about like they are a retarded monkey on speed*
by You_wont_know_me September 13, 2007
A horrible song by a horrible "artist" (Soulja Boy) that talks about how some guy (Soulja Boy) whacks off onto a girls back when she's sleeping, and sticks a bed sheet to her back, and it sticks, hence SUPERMANN!
Soulja Boy: Crank dat soulja boy, superman dat ho.
Me (mark) : HOLY JESUS TITTY-FUCKING CHRIST, YOU BLOW BIG DONKEY COCK!
Me (mark) : HOLY JESUS TITTY-FUCKING CHRIST, YOU BLOW BIG DONKEY COCK!
by mark101 June 18, 2008
The gansta version of the macarena. the words still cant be understood, and it has launched as many parodies that are as retarded as the song itself.
person #1: What are you listening to? And why are you dancing??
person #2: It's Crank Dat and I'm dancing yo.
preson #1: Righhhtt. You look like you're doing the Macarena on speed.
person #2: It's Crank Dat and I'm dancing yo.
preson #1: Righhhtt. You look like you're doing the Macarena on speed.
by sXexcore October 25, 2007
The most annoying song ever to be released. It is rapped by Soulja Boy, a 17yr old kid with no talent. One of the songs that makes rap music hard to defend.
by hiphopfan February 10, 2008
A rather sophisticated rap song. I never thought I would ever say this until I heard "donk", which bring soulja boy to a new level of retardation.
Soulja boy SUCKS ASS!!!!!!!!
He's a retarded shthead!!!!!!!!
We thought crank dat was retarded until we heard "donk", absolutely senseless!!!!
He's a retarded shthead!!!!!!!!
We thought crank dat was retarded until we heard "donk", absolutely senseless!!!!
by EVHSRV July 31, 2008
by CrankDatSucks November 04, 2007
The name of a song by Soulja Boy, which serves to establish an equally idiotic dance. On par with who let the dogs out and the macarena, this song demonstrates no talent or creativity, and proves how stupid most followers of the hip-hop mainstream truly are.
by offbdway October 29, 2007