crackin open a cold one with the boys

The ancient ritual of opening an ice cold beer with the boys. One of the most important moments of a boys life.

Sorry honey Saturday's are for crackin open a cold one with the boys

by 420yourmom May 30, 2017

cracking hips

Similar to rubbing elbows, cracking hips means hanging out in a casual way with people you are friends with or know.

Ellen and I were just cracking hips the other day when I was in the office; it was so much fun.

by csg19 February 28, 2020

flap cracking

The act of pouring pancake batter down your butt crack, heating up a curling iron and sticking it between your buttchecks to make flapjacks.

My wife and I did some flap cracking last night. It was sexy and delicious.

I can't get off anymore unless we do some flap cracking beforehand.

by borc June 19, 2021

Cracking Ass

When a person comes over, lays down a big fart and leaves, telling the others he will be back.

Dan and I were talking to a customer when Jim came over and decided that Cracking Ass was a good idea.

by joefromsc March 12, 2009

Crackfic

A type of fiction where it is believed that the author must be on crack to have written such a story because it's so bizarre or off the wall
Often, a facial expression after reading one of these crackfics is 'O.O' or 'O.o'

"I just read a crackfic where Chuck Norris dreams he's Luke Skywalker than becomes a stripper to make more money for his kid"

by BAMBI_IS_DEAD January 2, 2009

Cracknigger

A black man addicted to crack and all things dopamine

"Damn cracknigger stole my wallet!"
"Don't worry dave, that cracknigger will be shot up by morning."

by Lonewulf66 September 7, 2013

cracking plur

A cracking plur is an amazing football with real skills.

Wow Cristiano Ronaldo is an absolute cracking plur

by Hugo sniffer July 31, 2017