coxfither

Person whose genital organs are as flabby and useles as a rooster's feather.
Commonly used as an insult.

"Fye, yer itching for the kindling touch of your sister, ye coxfither!"

by Aloth Corfiser May 6, 2018

Coxish

to have an excessive and long rant when it comes to insulting, mocking, or gesturing a person's situation when they ask for there help or have an opinion no one asked for. comes from the character of Dr. Perry Cox from the show scrubs.

joe was being coxish when i asked him to help me with my toy airplane, he said "i rather fly to the airport,get on an actual airplane, jump out midflight, and enjoy the great taste of soil as i slam deep into the gravel than to help you with your own useless airplane"

by vicente carvajal April 12, 2008

Coital Companion

same as a fuck buddy, but for those of us over 35.

I'm not looking for anything serious right now, but I'd love to be your coital companion.

by Brandy Lush March 6, 2010

Coitus Conundrum

When you are in a sistuation with two or more hot girls, and you can not identify the hotter girl or whichone you would sleep with.

Dave: Look at all these hot chicks!

Steve: Which one would you sleep with?

Dave: All of them.

Steve: Yeah, but if you had to pick just one.

Dave: ... (Coitus Conundrum)

by Bagseven May 20, 2010

Post coital glow (PCG)

After coitus glow from the rush of blood to one's face. A sense of satiation after an overtly unreal orgasm(s).

Dude, the only reason she finds him hot is because of his post coital glow (PCG).

High Priestess: Jesus might be all that, but he got the post coital glow(PCG) going for him at the the *last supper*.

by nuclearcabbage September 11, 2023

Post-coital depression

The depression sometimes felt after sexual intercourse or masturbation.

Jonathan suffered from post-coital depression this morning after cumming his balls, brains and spinal fluids out last night in an orgy of procrasturbation.

After losing her virginity in an orgasm filled, yet loveless bangathon in her dorm room last night, Dafny felt a mixture regret, post-coital depression and vaginal soreness.

News that his baby tank was pregnant again with more fuck product only deepened Harry's weeks long post-coital depression.

by AYYFRON October 19, 2009

Ulcerative Colitis

A bloody shit disease....quite literally. People who suffer from this non-infectious disease usually end up spending lots of time wrapped around the loo with bloody diarrhoea during flare ups. Caused by person's immune system attacking large intestines lining causing inflammation and ulcers, loss of appetite and generally feeling like utter crap. Medication can usually help to control it though some have awful side effects such as moon face

Stuart: "hey why did that hot chick run off to the loo so quickly?"
Bob: "Ahhh she's got the ulcerative colitis shits, she's going to be a while..."

by whatsername1990 July 17, 2011