Couric

A unit of measure for fecal matter. One Katie Couric is equal to approximately two and a half pounds of excrement. (From South Park season 11, episode 9.)

1. Randy Marsh took a crap weighing 8.6 courics, beating the previous world record of 7.5 courics.

2. Oh man, I feel so much better now, that crap felt like it was 2 or 3 courics!

by klopek007 October 29, 2007

couric

A unit of fecal measurement. A couric is equal to 2.5 fecal pounds.

Bono weighs over 80 courics.

by fredd123 October 28, 2007

couric

The official SI unit for measuring fecal matter

Randy Marsh holds the world record for largest crap taken measuring in at over 100 courics

by Simon Head November 14, 2007

Katie Couric

Hot, dumb fucking bitch on television in the United States.

New Yorker: Ey, look - Katie Couric is on TV!

Floridian: Naw mane, Katie Couric is in the TV, not on it.

Californian: Nah bruh, she's not in it or on it, because she's sucking my fat cock. Surfs up!

by Daniel Rather March 4, 2009

Couric

The standard measuring unit for human faeces.
1 Couric is approximately 2.5 lbs of excrement.
Taken from South Park, Season 11 Episode 9 “More Crap”.

“It is a tremendous crap, Mr. Marsh. Your crap officially weighs 8.6 Courics.”

“Look at the crap I took all those years ago. Bono is now almost 6 feet tall and over 80 Courics in weight. No matter how you look at it, he IS still the record.”

by Šteggs November 7, 2007

Katie Couric

1. Woman who currently serves as the anchor and managing editor of the CBS Evening News.
2. A competitor that challenges you to become better, even if he or she does not threaten your supremacy.

Jean Girard, Talladega Nights: God needs the Devil. The Beatles needed The Rolling Stones. Even Diane Sawyer needed Katie Couric. Will you be my Katie Couric?

by mopete24 July 28, 2007

couric

The standard unit of measure for fecal matter.

Wow! the shit I just took is over 30 couric(s)

by Ross Hauer November 8, 2007