masturbating in the bathroom while your roommates are out and are unsure of when they'll return; IE, maturbating while home alone.
Pun on the word "caulking" (pronounced "call-king"), the rubbery silicone sealant around tubs and sinks.
Pun on the word "caulking" (pronounced "call-king"), the rubbery silicone sealant around tubs and sinks.
roommate: What the hell were you doing in the bathroom when I got home? You were in there for a while.
deviant: Oh just Macaulay Caulking the bathtub tiles... you didn't leave a note so I didn't know when you'd be home.
roomate: gross
deviant: Oh just Macaulay Caulking the bathtub tiles... you didn't leave a note so I didn't know when you'd be home.
roomate: gross
by Donkeyfly August 26, 2013
Get the Macaulay Caulking mug.to shit on the toilet, between the seat and the base, so the seat is stuck to the base... with poop.
Caulking - Some douchebag caulked my toilet, I sat on it, and poo squished out like a reverse oreo. Double stuffed.
by BingCon10 May 16, 2010
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the effect on your insides,when you drink them raisin dry with lots of cheap whiskey (preferably The Great Macaulay Premium Scotch Whiskey 40 % Vol.)
A: Do you still have that horrible stomachache?!
B: It will be over soon, because tonight's gonna be macaulay caulking
B: It will be over soon, because tonight's gonna be macaulay caulking
by ChrisRiot December 18, 2012
Get the macaulay caulking mug.The act of cooking a meal whilst being cucked by a significant other, for it to qualify the meal must be finished before the intercourse otherwise this is just a bizarre and frankly messed up situation in which a depraved man bumbles through his life with no sense of direction or purpose. Sad.
Janino: Dave from next door is coming round later, Jeraldo wants to do that Couking stuff again.
Orlando: Oooh yum! Food always tastes better when it is forged from self depreciation and an unwillingness to accept the touch and affection of another human being!
Janino: Uh.. yeah. I guess.
Orlando: Oooh yum! Food always tastes better when it is forged from self depreciation and an unwillingness to accept the touch and affection of another human being!
Janino: Uh.. yeah. I guess.
by Epic Chef May 26, 2018
Get the Couking mug.(verb) to strategically visit a location (predominantly coffee shops, cafes, or bars) with the intention of finding a significant other or mate. This is typically done to begin conversation or gain the attention of an employee or regular customer that of the establishment.
Alex can’t come to the gym, he’s busy culking at the new coffee shop and pretending to work.
Maddy goes to Java Joint to study so Scott has been culking there.
Maddy goes to Java Joint to study so Scott has been culking there.
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