couch eye

Bluish discoloration of one eye after being forced to sleep on the couch, after a disagreement

Yo man, did you get in a fight with you woman, looks like you got a bad case of the couch eye

by chloe blowy December 17, 2012

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Couch Excuse

An excuse that is somewhat valid, but not relevant to the scenario.

That's just a couch excuse!

by dandan8000 November 22, 2024

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coughenhoit

cough version of "gesundheit"
used after someone coughs wishing them well.

person 1: *coughs*

person 2: coughenhoit!

person 1: thanks man!!

by renelles18 July 6, 2011

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Coughecate

To cough and shit your pants at the same time.

While at work the other day, Ken coughecated and had to go home early.

by gingersnap69 May 19, 2014

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Cougher

Someone who coughs on people.

Dale: *Coughs on Bill.
Bill: Why you cough on me. You're a dumb cougher!

by HawaiianPunch1 January 2, 2023

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When one changes teams when the team he is on is losing and because they are a sore loser, he switches sides and joins the winning team. Usually the result is anger towards the person who switched and team killing is a nearly 100% possibility.

Red Team Player 1: I'm switching teams you guys are mm losing I'm fed up!

-switches teams-

Blue Team Player 2: Aw damn we have been Chew Coughed.
Blue Team Player 5: We will have to T.K. him within seconds.

by Chibiusa Tsukino June 22, 2009

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