cochando

To engage in copulation.

Anoche me la estava cochando cuando entro su mama.

by sandSStorm May 27, 2005

cockhand

An insult, similar to dickhead first used by Vince of Swack fame.

"Shut up you cockhand!"

by Vincent Pirez May 18, 2006

Cockhand

1. The hand that you use to give a hand job.

2. The hand that a male uses to wank off with

cock
wank

Good thing that bitch opened my brew for me - I might have hurt my COCKHAND.

or.....

My COCKHAND has been getting a real workout.

by Redbeaver December 14, 2004

The Couchman

Leaving a woman completely unsatisfied after a sexual encounter. Has been known to lead to blue clit. Suggested remedies include remembering a woman's clitoris is in fact in her throat.

"Dude, last night I was with this hott chick. But I gave her the Couchman and I don't think she will call me again. FML"

by Gaylord Palms January 19, 2010

Couchman

a term for a person who, at the end of every party, ends up passed out on the couch.

It looks like Brett is the designated Couchman for tonight.

by Big Daddy D Glenn February 5, 2012

cockhand syndrome

Cockhand Syndrome or CHS is a syndrome in which a female must have a cock in her hand whenever there is one present

Look at her grab it she definitly has Cockhand Syndrome

by 73fenix July 29, 2017

Couchman

A last name, usually pronounced wrong. May have a criminal record or someone in the family has one. The Couchmans are spread out throughout the U.S usually siblings.

I haven't met all my siblings, because my dad was a Couchman

by That one guy DD February 11, 2014