The act of sneaking into a house in the middle of the night in order to conceal oneself in a couch. Then cutting a hole the size of the assailants penis into the couch cushion. Then when the perspective victims mother sits on the couch she will be in for quite a surprise. (let's all hope the mother sits down first)
Brendan: "Did you hear about Billy; he's in the hospital,"
Jon: "Ya I heard 12in Joe tried to give his MILF mom the couch potato but he sat down first,"
Jon: "Ya I heard 12in Joe tried to give his MILF mom the couch potato but he sat down first,"
by 12in Joe May 09, 2010
When your watching the same tv show all day and it was 11:00 am now its 5:00 o'clock and you realize your stuck on the couch
by You know what I mean January 05, 2021
by reee master May 16, 2020
by Bungalow Bill January 30, 2002
a normal person, with a job and a career, socially awkward outside their work environment, who may be using the "excessive TV watching" in order to manage their depression or social anxiety
many people jump the gun and label each and every couch-potato they encounter as a lazy and unproductive member of society; however, a couch-potato may indeed be be a very functional, non-lazy person, but still watch excessive amounts of TV as an alternative to drugs and medication when dealing with their depression or social anxiety
by Sexydimma February 20, 2015
by The_Phantom_Shitters February 10, 2005
they are lazy ass people who sit in front of a tv all day or play video games and eat junk food and only get up a couple of times to go to the bathroom also they probably live with their parents because they dont have enough money to pay for rent or food
couch potato: mom do we have more chips
mom:no you ate them all
Couch potato: well go buy more
mom: No
mom:no you ate them all
Couch potato: well go buy more
mom: No
by PandamandaluvsDdlovato February 06, 2015