porcine cosmetologist

A porcine cosmetologist is a periphrastic term for someone who puts lipstick on a pig; in other words, a spin doctor. This is someone who attempts to make something more favorable or attractive than it really is.

The typical actor or politician in trouble is in need of a porcine cosmetologist.

by eViL pOp TaRt February 22, 2011

cosmic fart

A fart so deadly it causes the extinction of most life forms in the planet.
This is the latest fringe theory explaining the demise of dinosaurs.
It was brought to light due to the discovery of previously undetected concentrations of fossil dingleberries in late Cretacic strata.

Scientists are afraid of finding the Cosmic Fart's *smoking gun*

by Hugh G Rection April 11, 2005

Cosmo Sheldrake

A visionary, a quirky lad who churns out pure art. His music makes you dream of having a picnic of fruit you picked with your love, chowing down while sitting atop a tree stump in a forest far from any other humans, you're both covered in dirt and singing songs about the old gods, chunky birds, and cool bugs. He makes videos performing his songs where they blend so perfectly with the location, and it's absolutely beautiful. He puts his soul and his thoughts and his interests into his creations and he needs to be more well known for his work. His songs range from crying near a pond over a lost love to exploring an old stone castle with your lads.

"If I ever see Cosmo Sheldrake in concert, I'd problably experience some type of spiritual awakening."

by lugosithefae June 19, 2019

cosmicit

uncanny, often repetitive coincidences that the people involved in cannot tell others about.

(stemmed from the English words 'cosmic' and 'illicit')

Dude. We both wore the same color shirt today and I'm in love with you even though you're married. Cosmicit.

by acantakeheron February 22, 2009

Cosmo And Wanda

The two best fairies in the whole world! Stars of the Fairly Odd Parents.

Cosmo- Green Hair, really stupid, Male

Wanda- Pink Hair, responsible, Female

Cosmo and Wanda are both- Fairies, Godparents to Timmy Turner, will never die

by Wanda ( 0_o ) May 25, 2009

Cosmic Joker

A term attributed to author Charles Fort, referring to a higher power who is responsible for twists of fate and acts upon his victims at the most opportune or inopportune times. A persona of Karma, bringing down the undeserving and raising up the unfortunate and deserving.

When you see the jerk in the that almost ran you off the road passing get caught in a speed trap 5 minutes later. "The Cosmic Joker nailed his ass"

by bleinad December 24, 2008

cosmic love

Love with so much emotion, and so much significance, that is amazingly unique. although there is drama from time to time, it is a love that two individuals share for ever.

Our relationship is pure cosmic love. Our love is cosmic.

by bhappy0206 July 25, 2014