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Corpo-pilled

Heavy bias towards corporations, often as a result of mindless indulgence of corporate propaganda. They differ from bootlickers in that, while bootlickers defend billionaires because they expect special treatment, corpo-pilled people do it because they simply believe in it.
Guy A: You see Josh's tweet about how piracy is theft?
Guy B: Yeah that guy is full blown corpo-pilled
by Austinthehuman1 June 21, 2023
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habeas corpo

When you have sufficient receipts to prove your moronic corporate coworker is full of shit
They're not going to fire that twat manager Karen unless we have Habeas Corpo
by BadReligion42 October 5, 2021
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Corpo Minion

A compound of Corpo and Minion:
Corpo - The lifepath of working at FAANG companies.
Minon - Just a minion tanking turret, who will never be remembered as Faker or Chovy.

e.g. That guy that just transferred from LinkedIn to Apple to Facebook.
PersonA: How's the corpo minion life treating you? What's Tim's asshole taste like?
Corpo Minion: I work at Facebook now.
PersonA: Oh, how's Zuck's asshole taste compared to Tim's?
Corpo Minion: You want me to restart as the Street Kid?
PersonA: Nah, its too late. You might as well wait to NewGame+ at this point.
by FireSourcery September 20, 2022
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Corpo

A member of a corporation. An individual with corporate interests.

Plural form is: Corpos
Donald Trump is a corpo. He likes cheap labor so wants to import laborers from poor countries instead of hiring Americans, because Americans have a standard of living that is higher than what these corpos want to pay for the work.
by SouthernPatriot November 15, 2025
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Corpo

body, corpse, or a collection of texts depending on the context, and it's also a shortened, sometimes derogatory, form of "corporate"
The lawyers sifted through the massive corpo of documents, while outside, the protesters chanted against the corpo's environmental negligence.
by Arminkshipper March 29, 2025
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Corpo slop

Derogatory term for business jargon, often found in the form of uninspired corporate communications that prioritize business buzzwords over any meaningful substance.
Similar to AI Slop, but unfortunately commonly generated by humans instead of algorithms.
1. "Synergy-driven paradigm shifts are key to unlocking our organization's full potential and driving sustainable growth"
2. The company's latest mission statement was a perfect example of corpo slop
by hausken March 24, 2025
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