Cops

Relativly pointless.
Guy 1: OH MY GOD!!!!! The cops are on or tails! RUN!
Guy 2: Cops? Aren't they the guys who sit on their asses all day eating donuts and sucking dick?
by matthias azamer February 05, 2007
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Cops

the people who come to this site to read up on there street slang , under cover mu fukers lookin 4 new speach
damn cops ran up in my house wavin guns and shootin bra
by splankinberry August 11, 2003
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Cops

Oh? What happened? The cops sat idly by and did nothing while lives were at risk? Oh GoSh GoLliE! NoBoDy HeRe HaS eVeR dOnE tHaT!
Hym "Yeah, I wasn't going to do this because it seemed to be in poor taste but people are literally generating revenue off of the situation so I'm still the lesser of many evils here so... It looks like that shit works EXACTLY HOW I SAID IT WORKS, DOESN'T IT!? See how the thing I said was a problem is an actual problem and it works how I said it works? Look at how fucking stupid you all look right now! Believe it or not I actually get tired of being right all the goddamn time. I don't like it. You're over there defending retard sex cults and community imposed schizophrenia and here I am explaining how the world you shit-brains live in actually works and not only am I largely ignored but I'm mocked and provoked by people who WERE WRONG. I thought my grasp on reality wasn't very good. Looks like time is the only friend I need as it continually proves me right. Jesus Christ guys. So is whether or not I'm crazy a ME problem or is it a YOU problem motherfucker? Because I said it was a YOU problem and YOU told me to go fuck myself. So, yeah, there you go. The cops sat outside and did nothing and some guy literally had to 'Die-hard' the situation himself. I didn't even want to talk about this shit because talking about it 24/7 for 2 weeks straight gives them the fame they want. Holy shit! You should all be embarrassed. WhAt'S tHe SoLuTiOn ThEn HyM? Well, you're the ones with all the credentials. You fucking figure it out."
by Hym Iam May 29, 2022
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Cops

people on the job that are just only supervisors(or employees thats been there for a long time) that have No authority over you whatsoever, who actually try to tell you what to do!
wanna-be Managers
"I cant stand gettin Micro-managed,everybody here wants to be fuckin' COPS"
"Dont tell ME what to do,man...stop being a Cop!"
by dcorelone April 20, 2006
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Cop-cop

A person who is not a Police Officer but believes himself/herself to be friendly with Police. Usually drunk and/or a douche bag stumbling form a bar. The "cop-cop" will approach a police officer or group of officers and attempt to strike up a conversation about police work believing that he/she is accomplishing an original or exceptional feat by asking what they believe to original or endearing questions.

The "cop-cop" can also be a security guard or other wannabe type. Often the cop-cop is not a wannabe or someone with a genuine interest or question but someone being a smart ass or believes himself to be clever, daring, or funny.
Here comes a cop-cop
by Saddlesore September 07, 2010
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copped

When you claim someone elses property e.g their house or couch.
Man: Would you please leave my house?
Woman: Nuh uh, I copped it!
Man: Wrong house homie! Gotta leave!
Woman: Nuhhhh uhhh I copped the house!
Man: What the fuck does that mean?
by sainnotinsain March 25, 2017
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to cop

to acquire or obtain something, legitimately or otherwise
"I'm about to cop those new J's."
by kwilliams December 10, 2013
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