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The second Youtube apocalypse... and its even WORST than demonetization.
Youtube: COPPA laws force us to-
Person 1: OH SHIT!! ALOT OF YOUTUBERS CHANNELS ARE GONNA DIE TODAY, THANKS ALOT, COPPA.
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COPPA

COPPA was created in 1998 with the intention of blocking children from the internet because they were believed to be stupid at the time. This is an overused and false stereotype, since there are some children who are very smart, and there are some adults who are very dumb. Examples of stupid adults can be found in 1998-present when nobody has ever taken any legal action against COPPA.

What children are learning from COPPA is that everyone hates them for being under 13, a number that they cannot control. What adults are learning from COPPA is that children are stupid, even when they're not. What COPPA should be doing is, instead of filtering people by their legal age, filter people by their mental age, their IQ, or how much they know about internet safety. Another improvement they could make is to not steal YouTubers' money just because they have music in their videos. But who'd listen to me? I'm just a kid! COPPA thinks kids are stupid and should suffer! At this point, I'm probably going to die before turning 13!! But TheY wouldn't like that, thEY want MORE 13 yrld s! tHey are SELFISH AND HATE US CHILDREN BECAUSE WE'RE NOT AS OLD AS THEM!!! pLUS, WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING AN ONLINE VERSION IF THE CHILDREN ARE STILL VULNERABLE IN THE REAL WORLD?!?!?!
COPPA: Children cannot make accounts because they are stupid
People with mental issues: Am I a joke to you?
Greta Thunberg: Am I a joke to you?
by Vexian Empire March 11, 2020
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COPPA

Meaning "Child Online Privacy Protection Act" or known as Clearly Objectionable Pathetically Pitful Abuse will soon take the lives of YouTube for anyone under the age of 12 to solely describe what is made for kids. This act will affect many individual creators such as Pewdiepie, Mr Beast, Markiplier, and many more out there. Starting in 2020, YouTube will most likely focus on more of "companies" than "creators", and limits the best thing on YouTube.
Whoever is responsible for COPPA should be fired under every circumstance when it comes to YouTube.
by Aedyn November 26, 2019
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Copping babes

When someone of the male species attempts to acquire smash and persuade a girl to make questionable life choices through advanced runz techniques and an over the top smile and almost stalker like persistence to follow the female when she comes around.
Securing her as the shorty or bag on his sc who he can send "u up" texts at any time and brag about to his friends as if she had no say in the matter or no personality except the piece of bag you wish to secure.
Guy: Yoooo, that runzgod bukunmi, is copping babes again.

Student 1: The school put a ban on copping babes
Student 2: Forget that! Imma go secure that bag.
by Domino the kr33d May 21, 2019
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cardinal copia

a gay priest who likes rats rigatoni and trikes
by auritu November 5, 2022
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cardinal copia

CARDINAL COPIA IS SUCH AN ADORABLE HOT BABYGIRL. HE LOVES RATS, WEARING TIGHT PANTS, AND SHAKING HIS ASS ON STAGE. HE’S ALSO HELLA FRUITY AND PROBABLY WITH A TOUCH OF THE ‘TISM
OMG ITS CARDINAL COPIA I LOVE HIM HES SO BABYGIRL I WANNA HUG AND KISS HIM AND SUCK HIM OFF AND FUCK HIM
by cardinalcopiasbbg November 8, 2022
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copial

Pronunciation: "kO pE' &l
Function: noun
Etymology: Late Latin, from Latin copiae plenty; in Roman mythology, Copia was the goddess of abundance. She carried a cornucopia and was associated with Fortuna.
: something of great abundance.

Function: adjective
: an abundance or large collection of
The copial of knowledge she gained was useful in the debate.
by Lizzie Liz March 11, 2006
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